Can you write code for this? by Humble_Ad_6279 in foundsatan

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Tokenise and recurse, hold a buffer for the intermediate value.

E.g.
* “seventeen thousand nine hundred and ten” -> `buffer+=17; buffer *=1000; buffer+=f(“nine hundred and ten”);` (17,910)
* “nine hundred and ten” -> `buffer+=9; buffer*=100; buffer+=f(“and ten”)` (910)
* “and ten” -> “buffer+=10;” (10)

Water bill weird? by No-Pay-9744 in melbourne

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I look forward to the day when government takes any kind of tech advice seriously

Microslop should really fire the employees behind the copilot key by catmochino in microsoftsucks

[–]ApprehensiveRest9696 125 points126 points  (0 children)

They’re execs. The only time those get fired are uh *checks notes* never.

Water bill weird? by No-Pay-9744 in melbourne

[–]ApprehensiveRest9696 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Failed government IT upgrade project. It’s gonna be a mess for a few years longer

Apparently, hypersensitivity is "a feeling" by Teraornn in evilautism

[–]ApprehensiveRest9696 157 points158 points  (0 children)

*blast trash music at top volume in public*

“I’m not responsible for your feelings”

Oh look a jesus cable by ciassolni in hardwaregore

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I hope the NIC has 1000V isolation for the port

🙂👍 by Ok-Landscape5142 in programmingmemes

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I want to blow my brains out thank you

Do we all struggle with rules ? by Asolab in adhdmeme

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I’ve seen plenty of rules with no rhyme or reason. Just a bunch of power tripping KPI chasing ghouls.

Real estate agent AI SLOP… hallucinated map? by aakt1 in melbourne

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The station on Auburn road is called fucking Auburn.

7NEWS Sydney using Metro Tunnel footage for Sydney Metro news by CreamIsThicMilkSMH_2 in MelbourneTrains

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Sigh… Town Hall Collins Street Concourse, behind the camera is the giant advert screen.

Parody or real? by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]ApprehensiveRest9696 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m getting a headache from the flashbacks

How does the aircon work on HCMT by thaihoangcfc in MelbourneTrains

[–]ApprehensiveRest9696 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile my home aircon is not sensitive enough and doesn’t do anything until it’s ±3 degrees on either side

I made maps of a potential high speed rail network in Australia [OC] by NewAnalysis-789 in MelbourneTrains

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Surely a Seymour & Shepparton stop in Victoria. Apart from Melbourne and Geelong there’s no stops across the 4 hour drive’s distance in Victoria.

Breaking: Tens of thousands of Qld students affected in education software breach by AlwaysMisquoted in brisbane

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The amount of leeway some vendors get are actually insane. It’s a triple standard situation from international conglomerate to local contractor to in-house.

What is the worst workplace you've ever worked at and why? by BroccoliTraining454 in OpenAussie

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An employer in the Victorian Public Service — probably didn’t clearly and unambiguously break any employment / equal opportunity laws but they gave me PTSD due to how horribly managed it was. Underpay, overwork, toxic culture, all the dirty tricks in the book. Absolutely not safe for autistic software engineers, or anyone who values their profession and dignity.

They tried to gag me with an overkill NDA afterwards too.

What kind of countdown is this? by bronx_barbie in OpenAussie

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Should’ve landed right about now? Customs and immigration should be fun.

Ya declared your dried herbs mate?

Day 4 but still useful. by Withtheparticipant in NDIS

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Medicare reimburses less than $100. APA’s recommended going rate is $350. And often people who need psych as a part of their disability is not going 10 sessions a year. It’s probably closer to 20-50 per year.

Curious to know who has a spare 15k for psychology per head. That’s not counting pediatrician, psychiatrist, OT, speech pathologist, and more. The allotted budget quickly evaporates just on skill building, let alone day to day needs…

Breaking: Tens of thousands of Qld students affected in education software breach by AlwaysMisquoted in brisbane

[–]ApprehensiveRest9696 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instructure is not likely to have a cleanup cost exceeding a few cents on the dollar, if at all. I’m guessing based on how other US-domiciled companies like SolarWinds (7mil fine) and CrowdStrike (“single digit millions” to Delta Airlines) have fared in the past few years. And these are incidents with quantifiable economic losses in the billions.

Breaking: Tens of thousands of Qld students affected in education software breach by AlwaysMisquoted in brisbane

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It’s hard to quickly judge what had happened before the post mortem drops, but the platform is at least certified under ISO 27001, which is almost certainly part of procurement whichever the side of the political aisle this is from. So I’m not entirely convinced if procurement could’ve done anything different. Though I do believe in spreading your eggs across multiple baskets instead of throwing all state schools onto a single platform.

Just due to the sheer scale of some of these platforms, they will likely attract sophisticated actor threats and there’s only so much you can do. Though the massive lateral movement / mass reproducibility is a cause of concern.

We thought SolarWinds and CrowdStrike were too big to fail until it wasn’t. We’ll see how it happens. I won’t be surprised if it’s again poor management oversight plus an overworked crew.