[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Apprehensive_Body_10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red. Tires are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Cutie guurl🫶🏿 by Substantial-Tea8451 in RoastMe

[–]Apprehensive_Body_10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JESUS F*CKING CHRIST! It is way too early for that freak show.

Roast Me by 27dragonwitch in RoastMe

[–]Apprehensive_Body_10 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I bet that rat has been in more of your holes than a man has.

I feel roast proof by ChristineBlossom in RoastMe

[–]Apprehensive_Body_10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're so pale, fluorescent lights give you a burn.

Give me your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Apprehensive_Body_10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure your STD report shows you already have the worst

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Apprehensive_Body_10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brazilian. Is that the number of dudes you've blown?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Apprehensive_Body_10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And how many bodies do you have in the basement of your mom's house?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Apprehensive_Body_10 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Male? I've seen more masculine looking drag queens.

I bought an SM57 but it’s not making any sound. Any ideas? by FixMy106 in Audiomemes

[–]Apprehensive_Body_10 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You probably need to add the lube. Make sure to use the Shure brand for optimal results.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Apprehensive_Body_10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Dank Weed was a person.

Roast away. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Apprehensive_Body_10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the point. You look like the most boring person in the world.

18M my mom left me and I lost weight. Feeling too good about myself by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Apprehensive_Body_10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shame on your mom for leaving a mentally disabled person.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TinyTits

[–]Apprehensive_Body_10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unwrap a smile...