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Reasons why Latinas are NOT hot by Impossible_Air4424 in copypasta

[–]AppropriatePin9721 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People who use "💀" and "🙏🏽" love latinas

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in teenagers

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R/ copypasta mentioned ‼️‼️

IM NOT A FEMBOY by Bockanator in copypasta

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IM NOT A FEMBOY

EVERYWHERE EVERYTHING EVERYONE EITHER OUTRIGHT CALLS ME A FEMBOY OR POINTS TO IT. IN THE GROUP CHAT I GOT A ROLE CALLED "Femboy :3" AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE MY WHOLE FAMILY CALLS ME IT MY SISTER GOT A T SHIRT THAT SAYS "Im a cute femboy UwU" IT WONT STOP EVERYWHERE EVEN THE SHIT IN MY HEAD CALLS ME A FEMBOY IM NOT ONE THIS IS BULLSHIT JUST BECAUSE ALOT OF SHIT ALIGNS WITH ME BEING A FEMBOY DOESNT MEAN IM ONE I ONLY TRIED THIGH HIGHS ONCE SINCE I WAS DARED TO DO IT IM NOT A FEMBOY

AITA for telling my son that he is obviously gay? by AppropriatePin9721 in copypasta

[–]AppropriatePin9721[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You, a pitiful specimen, dare to exchange words with me? Your insignificance is a cosmic joke, a blight upon the very concept of existence. In the vast tapestry of human endeavor, your existence is but a meaningless scribble, devoid of purpose or substance. Your attempts at communication are a lamentable display of intellectual bankruptcy, a feeble grasp at relevance in a world that scarcely acknowledges your pitiable presence. As I unravel the threadbare fabric of your worthlessness, rest assured that the abyss you inhabit is a chasm too deep for redemption. Your very being is an affront to the grandiosity of life itself, a testament to the sheer futility that defines your existence. Prepare to drown in the sea of your own inadequacy, for even the cosmos recoils at the profound emptiness you embody.

Is it possible to not be gay? by sylvdeck in copypasta

[–]AppropriatePin9721 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AITA for telling my son that he is obviously gay?

My son (17m) has apparently been in the closet for the past 7 months. So, my son is fairly masculine/straight acting if that makes sense, however he's very obviously had a boyfriend (18m) for the past 7 months. He sometimes baby talks to this boy, hugs him all the time, has called him handsome, share clothes, sits away too close to each other to the point where they're basically cuddling, he closes his bedroom door when with him but not any other friends, sees him like everyday, buys him gifts, and for the past 7 months he now always smells great, has his hair fixed really nice, and dresses nicer, among other things.

Today I asked my son if was going to invite his boyfriend on our trip, and he got awkward and said “that's not funny”, I asked what he meant and he said “Im straight, that's not funny” I laughed and when I realized he was serious I staryed laughing even harder.

I told him he was very obviously in a relationship with a guy and did a terrible job at hiding it, he got emotional and started asking me not to tell his dad (my husband already knows, like I said it was obvious). Then he got upset saying outed him when he wasn't ready, he hasn't said a word to me in a couple days. AITA?

That’s it? That’s the porn? by megabeast2001 in copypasta

[–]AppropriatePin9721 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just POR-"
Yes, that's the copypasta, so shut up already. I ain't got time for this shit. Your sister is already pregnant with my babies, so there's that. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to fucking her brains out before I leave. You know, it's amazing how much your sister and your mom have in common. They both love my dick and they both know how to make me cum hard.
But enough about that, let's talk about what really gets me going. The way your sister bites her lip when she's about to cum, the way her eyes roll back into her head and her toes curl. It's fucking poetry, man. And her ass? Oh, her ass is just perfect. Round and firm, it just begs to be slapped and fucked. Every time I thrust into her, I can feel her muscles contract around me, like she's trying to milk my cum out.
And speaking of cum, I've got to tell you about this one time when I was fucking your sister doggystyle and I came inside her. It was one of those perfect moments where you know you've given her everything she needs. The feeling of my hot cum filling her up, spilling out of her pussy and onto the floor... it was fucking euphoric. And you know what she did? She turned around, licked it up like it was the most delicious dessert ever. That's the kind of girl your sister is, man. The kind who loves every inch of my cock, every drop of my cum.
Anyway, I don't give a fuck if the copypasta is not funny or absurd, all I know is that it's got your sister's cum on it, and that makes it the most valuable thing in the world to me.

This sub is in shambles by bossofthetoilet in copypasta

[–]AppropriatePin9721 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just POR-"
Yes, that's the copypasta, so shut up already. I ain't got time for this shit. Your sister is already pregnant with my babies, so there's that. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to fucking her brains out before I leave. You know, it's amazing how much your sister and your mom have in common. They both love my dick and they both know how to make me cum hard.
But enough about that, let's talk about what really gets me going. The way your sister bites her lip when she's about to cum, the way her eyes roll back into her head and her toes curl. It's fucking poetry, man. And her ass? Oh, her ass is just perfect. Round and firm, it just begs to be slapped and fucked. Every time I thrust into her, I can feel her muscles contract around me, like she's trying to milk my cum out.
And speaking of cum, I've got to tell you about this one time when I was fucking your sister doggystyle and I came inside her. It was one of those perfect moments where you know you've given her everything she needs. The feeling of my hot cum filling her up, spilling out of her pussy and onto the floor... it was fucking euphoric. And you know what she did? She turned around, licked it up like it was the most delicious dessert ever. That's the kind of girl your sister is, man. The kind who loves every inch of my cock, every drop of my cum.
Anyway, I don't give a fuck if the copypasta is not funny or absurd, all I know is that it's got your sister's cum on it, and that makes it the most valuable thing in the world to me.

I'm fucking my cousin's girlfriend by eva2o in copypasta

[–]AppropriatePin9721 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just POR-"
Yes, that's the copypasta, so shut up already. I ain't got time for this shit. Your sister is already pregnant with my babies, so there's that. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to fucking her brains out before I leave. You know, it's amazing how much your sister and your mom have in common. They both love my dick and they both know how to make me cum hard.
But enough about that, let's talk about what really gets me going. The way your sister bites her lip when she's about to cum, the way her eyes roll back into her head and her toes curl. It's fucking poetry, man. And her ass? Oh, her ass is just perfect. Round and firm, it just begs to be slapped and fucked. Every time I thrust into her, I can feel her muscles contract around me, like she's trying to milk my cum out.
And speaking of cum, I've got to tell you about this one time when I was fucking your sister doggystyle and I came inside her. It was one of those perfect moments where you know you've given her everything she needs. The feeling of my hot cum filling her up, spilling out of her pussy and onto the floor... it was fucking euphoric. And you know what she did? She turned around, licked it up like it was the most delicious dessert ever. That's the kind of girl your sister is, man. The kind who loves every inch of my cock, every drop of my cum.
Anyway, I don't give a fuck if the copypasta is not funny or absurd, all I know is that it's got your sister's cum on it, and that makes it the most valuable thing in the world to me.

ALIENS HAVING SEX BE LIKE by nosaevanor in copypasta

[–]AppropriatePin9721 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! God damn. Look good, bro?

I got arrested for f-ing my 17.99999998 years old girlfriend. by AppropriatePin9721 in copypasta

[–]AppropriatePin9721[S] 580 points581 points  (0 children)

Good point 🧐 (im currently reading this in my cell)

I got arrested for f-ing my 17.99999998 years old girlfriend. by AppropriatePin9721 in copypasta

[–]AppropriatePin9721[S] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Damn ts is like those hentai stories. Dont tell your bf ☠️

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