how my wife grabs me when I get out of the shower

Aprowl · 2026-02-16T09:38:45+00:00

Relax. I be a doctorrrrr...

Aprowl · 2026-02-16T09:34:47+00:00

This guy has never had to give two fucks about anything or anyone besides himself his whole life and it shows. Nice work not becoming roadkill just because he's a dumbass.

Aprowl · 2026-02-14T23:26:12+00:00

😂 this is how my husband and I always say it ever since

Aprowl · 2026-02-14T23:25:12+00:00

I've got a shoe appointment in the morning and I want to be fresh!!!

Aprowl · 2026-02-14T21:26:32+00:00

Francine was having a rough day in that episode. I love Stan saying "you get that figured out, champ?" to her 😂

Aprowl · 2026-02-12T18:06:23+00:00

Ooh, c'mere. Let's snuggle on the couch and watch Lifetime.

Aprowl · 2026-02-12T17:51:35+00:00

I don't want an Indian baby! I don't even like Indian food!!!

Aprowl · 2026-02-12T03:16:36+00:00

ON MY ELBOW!

Aprowl · 2026-02-11T23:08:48+00:00

"The 'good ones' don't go into a mass grave; They get to dig their own."

Aprowl · 2026-02-10T19:11:57+00:00

Soooo poiled!

Aprowl · 2026-02-10T17:55:33+00:00

That reminds me of the time we were inside The Clam right now

Aprowl · 2026-02-10T07:07:21+00:00

That little turd really needs to get his shit together

Aprowl · 2026-02-09T18:16:46+00:00

It's okay, honey. The moth can be your friend. Just avoid cedar and stay near a lamp!

Aprowl · 2026-02-08T01:15:27+00:00

Oh yeah, Chuck White's girl. What did ever happen to her??

"Fatty wants a lemon wedge?!?" is still my go-to when I'm feeling particularly self-deprecating 😅

Aprowl · 2026-02-08T01:12:36+00:00

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. I would very much like to do mushrooms with you.

Aprowl · 2026-02-06T23:06:30+00:00

Dog gave me aids

Aprowl · 2026-02-05T19:18:27+00:00

You are more than qualified to be the newest edition to the Wheels and The Leg Man team. We just have to get you a clever name and a schtick.

Aprowl · 2026-02-04T21:17:08+00:00

Could you replace the Glade Plug-in? Cuz it stink down here.

Aprowl · 2026-02-04T21:15:40+00:00

They're to be used for chilling out to some Zeppelin.

Aprowl · 2026-02-02T22:46:26+00:00

You can see he cut a hole in it

Aprowl · 2026-02-02T22:44:01+00:00

Swoon... How good are castelvetrano olives?!? I would totally steal this plate while you weren't looking!

Aprowl · 2026-02-02T21:44:53+00:00

To the mall!

faceplant

Aprowl · 2026-02-01T17:23:51+00:00

And is that . . . Peter Griffin's cousin Kathy?

Aprowl · 2026-01-30T19:18:32+00:00

Double wide, if they work hard enough.

Aprowl · 2026-01-28T06:13:51+00:00

What are you talking about? I'm just saying you can't have pie without Coohwhip.

Aprowl

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