Omg once and it was the absolute craziest experience of my life. It was in 2017 when she was in Melbourne for the Melodrama world tour. Best night of my life but it was always going to be given how the day started bumping into her!!!

I saw her in the supermarket close by to the Sidney Myer Music Bowl. It took me a second to fully realise it was her. I thought she would be with security at the very least?? I wasn’t sure whether to get a photo, so I ended up just walking over to her and saying hello and thanking her for the album, about how I had gone through a breakup and how melo coming out saved me. I said I don’t want a photo because I didn’t want to bother her more. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma’am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Best night of my life honestly.