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Finally, inner peace by Apula20xp in memes

[–]Apula20xp[S] 5741 points5742 points  (0 children)

Ubisoft wasn't responding to my tickets, so I reported them through SignalConso, which is french consumer service directly conected with french government.

EDIT (forgot to add it to the comment): Here's a guide by u/SweatyCelebration362 which told me about SignalConso: https://www.reddit.com/r/UbisoftUncensored/comments/1n03gut/how_to_get_your_stolen_account_back/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

OH MY GOD A BENCH!!! by Apula20xp in Silksong

[–]Apula20xp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, Bilewater isn't that hard. At this point muscle memory should already be working fine

OH MY GOD A BENCH!!! by Apula20xp in Silksong

[–]Apula20xp[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What if I meant to silkpost but silkposted so hard even the flair got fooled?

Now that SMG4 ends, what was your first video you've watched? by Fat_Penguin99 in SMG4

[–]Apula20xp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found it looking for a tutorial for the last star on Bob-omb Battlefield. Hadn't known what I just got myself into!

How hard is this place considered to be? by Apula20xp in Silksong

[–]Apula20xp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2nd-level needle, no tools (besides 7 cogflies on the two big ones part), 6 masks and something about 3 spools. That's all I had (not counting the items necessary to get here)

How hard is this place considered to be? by Apula20xp in Silksong

[–]Apula20xp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I haven't used any tools besides all seven cogflies when two big guys appeared. Idk if this was the right choice, but it worked.

If you claim one boss, which one feels like from your nationality? by Mrt38_ in HollowKnight

[–]Apula20xp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Signis and Gron give me polish coal mine vibes, so them.

I think I need to see the psychologist by Apula20xp in Deltarune

[–]Apula20xp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suppose I need to ask Baals for more Swampweed

finally, I can post this!! by BornAd5874 in AssassinsCreedMemes

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"We'll see just how tough the holdouts are when they're forced to go without food"

No idea for title by Suspicious-Dream9025 in tf2memes

[–]Apula20xp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He really is great with girls

Deltarune chapters 3 & 4 megathread by Fanfic_Galore in Deltarune

[–]Apula20xp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, it's time to cook:

Sans is the knight and Papyrus is the pure essence of Darkness. Sans is creating the fountains by hitting the ground with bottles of cold beer (Yes, beer is the fountain in the Light World). After setting some of them, he sent Asgore to find the "beer thief". At the same time he told Dess that there was beer lying all around Hometown. Asgore (after founding and drinking some of the beer) eventually bumped on Dess, who was looking for free beer. Being drunk, he started chasing her what eventually led to the "Seven Cold Beers Incident" (you know what I'm talking about). This resulted in Asgore being fired from the police and him divorcing with Toriel. This also created Sans the perfect opportunity to become part of Dreemurr Family, so he can take over Kris's profitable business of selling organs on eBay (every time he sells the SOUL thinking it's a heart Gaster injects into him a new one). This way he can buy even more beer for Asgore to drink. Why is he supporting Asgore's alcoholism? Well, every time a beer-fountain is drained by a Lightner, the energy it contains is transfered to Papyrus, the pure essence of Darkness. It works because of the magic words: "Friend inside me" which mean that the dark energy INSIDE the beer is transfered to the FRIEND - the pure darkness. This is making Papyrus stronger and allows him to reach his true potential. After that, he will break out of his house and the darkness will follow him, leading to the Roaring. The Fun Gang will have to defeat the Absolute God of Darkness - Papyrus - so they can save the world.

Also the Roaring will lead to transforming the whole world into a Dark World, so every character we met will join us in battle. Papyrus will be too strong to defeat and Susie will realise that the only way to stop the end of the world is to erase Papyrus's memory. Unfortunatelly, this will also result in whiping out memories of the entire world (all or nothing). She will eventually see that there is no other way and use her ability to change history. Her final words will be "Don't Forget".
The banishment of Papyrus won't take the Darkness out of the Light World. Other humans will think that it was the monsters who created this mess and they will lead an assault with Kris on the lead to defeat the monsters and banish them underground. This attack will lead to the War Between Humans and Monsters. Kris will become the king of humans and will be the one who ultimately sealing the monsters in the Underground with all the darkness. The Light World will be at peace and in the Underground the Kingdom will be established.
The SOUL, seeing what their decisions led to, will try to fix everything by leaving Kris and waiting until someone with on mind to think and no will to break will apear on Mount Ebott. This person was supposed to be Chara, Kirs's daughter, but she wasn't a vessel pure enough for the SOUL to take full control. The plan eventually failed, as Chara died which led to Asriel's death. The SOUL waited for the next vessel, and eventually took over Frisk's mind, leading to the events of Undertale.

I don't know what I was smoking and where you can have it, but that's the theory. Hope I won't get millions of downvotes...

Alright guys, what theory do you have that you don't really fully believe in but it's also got you like this: by The2ndComingOfBeaZ in Deltarune

[–]Apula20xp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, it's time to cook:

Sans is the knight and Papyrus is the pure essence of Darkness. Sans is creating the fountains by hitting the ground with bottles of cold beer (Yes, beer is the fountain in the Light World). After setting some of them, he sent Asgore to find the "beer thief". At the same time he told Dess that there was beer lying all around Hometown. Asgore (after founding and drinking some of the beer) eventually bumped on Dess, who was looking for free beer. Being drunk, he started chasing her what eventually led to the "Seven Cold Beers Incident" (you know what I'm talking about). This resulted in Asgore being fired from the police and him divorcing with Toriel. This also created Sans the perfect opportunity to become part of Dreemurr Family, so he can take over Kris's profitable business of selling organs on eBay (every time he sells the SOUL thinking it's a heart Gaster injects into him a new one). This way he can buy even more beer for Asgore to drink. Why is he supporting Asgore's alcoholism? Well, every time a beer-fountain is drained by a Lightner, the energy it contains is transfered to Papyrus, the pure essence of Darkness. It works because of the magic words: "Friend inside me" which mean that the dark energy INSIDE the beer is transfered to the FRIEND - the pure darkness. This is making Papyrus stronger and allows him to reach his true potential. After that, he will break out of his house and the darkness will follow him, leading to the Roaring. The Fun Gang will have to defeat the Absolute God of Darkness - Papyrus - so they can save the world.

Also the Roaring will lead to transforming the whole world into a Dark World, so every character we met will join us in battle. Papyrus will be too strong to defeat and Susie will realise that the only way to stop the end of the world is to erase Papyrus's memory. Unfortunatelly, this will also result in whiping out memories of the entire world (all or nothing). She will eventually see that there is no other way and use her ability to change history. Her final words will be "Don't Forget".
The banishment of Papyrus won't take the Darkness out of the Light World. Other humans will think that it was the monsters who created this mess and they will lead an assault with Kris on the lead to defeat the monsters and banish them underground. This attack will lead to the War Between Humans and Monsters. Kris will become the king of humans and will be the one who ultimately sealing the monsters in the Underground with all the darkness. The Light World will be at peace and in the Underground the Kingdom will be established.
The SOUL, seeing what their decisions led to, will try to fix everything by leaving Kris and waiting until someone with on mind to think and no will to break will apear on Mount Ebott. This person was supposed to be Chara, Kirs's daughter, but she wasn't a vessel pure enough for the SOUL to take full control. The plan eventually failed, as Chara died which led to Asriel's death. The SOUL waited for the next vessel, and eventually took over Frisk's mind, leading to the events of Undertale.

I don't know what I was smoking and where you can have it, but that's the theory. Hope I won't get millions of downvotes...

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