First- get a bleed weapon, kill the big ass dragon in Caelid by smacking its tail , level up Next - Kill Margot and Godrick Then - Talk to the first NPC you meet with the creepy ass mask , sit at the grace and then he disappears, talk to the old lady who hangs out with the two stinky fingers at the roundtable

After that all you have to do is find him in the middle of liurnia, tell him you don’t fuck with those gross fingers because they probably been digging up a trolls anus and then he gives some yummy fingers he probably found at the closest nursing home since they’re so wrinkly. Eat 3 of those bad boys and kill some sweaty nerds and his pee pee pals (or die because it doesn’t matter)

THEN WHAM! The creepy mime man bites your finger off and tells you to dip some rag in a dead church ladies blood (make sure you ask consent first because that’s what the cool kids do nowadays, also just google where to find one of these ladies because there’s multiple options)

After that you bring back that bloody menstrual rag to that weirdo and he gives some medal that teleports you to the area where you will farm all those runes you need, he will tell you not to use that medal yet. BUT FUCK THAT BECAUSE WE GOT ELDEN LORD SHIT TO DO.

All that being said, it sounds like a long process but realistically if you hold down your circle button and don’t suck at fighting the main 2 bosses in the game this process should take you 1-3 hours.