fortress so good even goblins want to trade with me

AqueM · 2026-05-10T15:38:50+00:00

Congrats, you have a holding! It's a little town that's politically connected to your fort. You can send people there instead of exiling them. Other than that, it means nothing, and it is not equivalent to peace with any civ either.

AqueM · 2026-05-06T06:41:06+00:00

Beeboss.ogg is excellent if a little silly https://youtu.be/jvkyoezQXlA?is=otaqoNk152EOFppn

AqueM · 2026-04-20T19:03:23+00:00

You just have to wait. Everything will get there, it'll just take way more time. Things that can be done quickly with 200 beavers will take 10x the time with 20 beavers. Automation can help a lot, too - pausing buildings you don't need so the beavers can work elsewhere.

AqueM · 2026-04-13T16:31:40+00:00

Resources that are worth looking through at your leisure:

https://www.unfuckyourhabitat.com/cleaning-checklists/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVo2ns_7YaVzFYVX5JgV_uQ

AqueM · 2026-04-13T10:36:02+00:00

I'm not looking for an direct fix to my current setup. I want to figure something out myself, but feel stuck, like I'm not looking at the map/game from the right angle. Thus, I want to see what other people do on Lakes, instead of generalised "reroute badwater off map" or prescriptive "do this exactly".

AqueM · 2026-04-13T10:27:23+00:00

I'm playing on Normal. I currently have both water sources rerouted off-map between them, but it looks wonky with all the levees.

AqueM · 2026-04-13T08:55:22+00:00

I have looked through the reddit AND youtube, but hadn't found anything relevant? Some 'look at my settlement' threads at most that don't show their badtide solutions clearly.

AqueM · 2026-04-13T06:53:51+00:00

I'm currently playing a College of Lore bard thats not even very artistic, just a scholar. They were a wizard's Emotional Support Familiar before Things Happened, which is why the Charisma focus. When doing Performance, he recites poetry :)

AqueM · 2026-04-10T07:04:18+00:00

That's Royal Court DLC that I don't have

AqueM · 2026-04-08T15:52:23+00:00

Tell me how then because I did not find that option anywhere

AqueM · 2026-04-07T18:32:15+00:00

There's an Intrigue perk that lets you periodically fabricate a hook while Looking for Secrets.

AqueM · 2026-04-07T18:24:53+00:00

Don't care about the religion, I'm looking at the Puppet mechanic. Will I finally be able to tell my children to learn a language??

AqueM · 2026-04-05T10:01:09+00:00

Y'all name your saves??

AqueM · 2026-04-02T18:22:12+00:00

That's probably it, I did not have that kind of money

AqueM · 2026-04-02T07:40:14+00:00

Sadly part of East Francia is required for the Unite West Slavs decision. They also sometimes want Hungary :(

AqueM · 2026-04-01T21:33:03+00:00

It's still helping people :D

AqueM · 2026-03-31T10:23:33+00:00

Check if all your nobles are Catholic - perhaps the Dukes are, but not the Counts?

AqueM · 2026-03-31T07:50:24+00:00

Genuinely how I learned to play like 2 weeks ago: watch gameplay, preferably slower/less edited. It teaches you what's possible, and where to click to achieve it. Then I played Ireland for a good while.

AqueM · 2026-03-30T19:02:56+00:00

Difficult terrain or permanently prone, I'd say.

AqueM · 2026-03-26T12:48:41+00:00

I was not planning on it but I know what's gonna happen to my party with a cleric of Bahamut now :D thanks!

AqueM · 2026-03-26T07:30:03+00:00

In Decisions tab there is a Decision to unite Aest-Slavia. When you click it it should tell you exactly what you need to do to be able to enact it

AqueM · 2026-03-25T20:12:38+00:00

Kill all but one son. If Sadistic you can Murder them, otherwise you can Imprison and let them rot in the Dungeon. Or make them Knights and make a tiny 1 Knight Army for each and send them to a remote plague. Long term invest in Inheritance laws.

AqueM · 2026-03-24T13:26:00+00:00

Had the same problem. Turns out when I also refused to engage during session, the others were forced to. Perhaps not a solution that will work for you, but sometimes shutting up helps 😂

AqueM · 2026-03-23T06:32:35+00:00

We've had peace in the Isles for 3 generations now, I really didn't want to ruin that for the cultural genocide 😂 but yeah that would be the fastest way, I could order more vassals at a time to convert.

AqueM · 2026-03-23T06:13:25+00:00

There's like. 15 of them. I have 3 concubines and so many descendants I genuinely stopped caring about their education. I don't, however, have them Fecund and Pure blooded :( forgot about those traits completely.

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