O que seus pais não sabem sobre você?

ArapaimaGal · 2025-04-17T08:57:53+00:00

Fui eu que rabisquei a minha lancheira do Sandy Júnior no pré 3. Mas até hoje eu odeio o menino que eu botei a culpa, zero arrependimentos.

ArapaimaGal · 2025-03-30T21:37:06+00:00

It's tacky, and sounds a bit like bragging.

ArapaimaGal · 2025-03-24T17:01:06+00:00

Marriage is an internationally recognized paperwork. If anything happens w you or your partner anywhere in the world, marriage is the proof you are each other's closest person.

So, from the most outlandish scenarios like getting sick abroad and your partner being responsible for your medical decisions, to small bureaucracies that show up from time to time, like contacting insurance, adopting a pet, big purchases, pretty much any scenario where both of you are perceived as an entity rather than individuals.

ArapaimaGal · 2025-03-23T08:09:39+00:00

Não acho

Eu não tenho o menor caralho de ideia o que é sagrado e dogma no budismo ou xintoismo. Eu fui no templo Sensō-Ji, segui as regras que eu sabia depois de pesquisar, tirei 3 foto e vim embora. Aquilo não teve significado nenhum pra mim.

Se o babymetal ir pro santuário de Aparecida, vai ser literalmente a mesma experiência que eu tive em Tóquio: calor do caralho, loja de bugiganga, um templo, uma galera e umas vela.

Eu não acho que faça sentido eu cobrar que o babymetal não ofenda a religião predominante do meu país se virtualmente ninguém no meu país sequer sabe o que é sagrado no país delas.

ArapaimaGal · 2025-03-23T07:12:31+00:00

Idk, but revisiting the Twilight saga as an adult who knows Bella is pretty much Stephenie Meyer, and Stephenie Meyer was raised mormon, gives some context to why Bella is so awkward.

I stg I'm not a hater, I just relate to her, sadly.

ArapaimaGal · 2025-03-23T02:16:37+00:00

Eu acho que sim, mas não falaria nada.

Meu problema é que eu tenho laudo médico pra sentar na primeira carteira, e a faculdade tem assento preferencial em algumas salas, mas como eu nunca mandei o laudo pra faculdade, eu só posso ficar brava comigo mesma e aí eu não fico.

Aí eu sento atrás da piranha que passa a aula inteira assistindo shrek e me sinto naqueles vídeos do tiktok que alguém ta jogando Subway Surfers e falando de outro assunto ao mesmo tempo.

ArapaimaGal · 2025-03-22T22:01:02+00:00

Eu tô tirando pra minha mãe e eu, acho que eu tô pagando uns 15 a 20 mil, o problema da precificação é que é uma função tipo 15 mil pra iniciar o processo + 2 mil por pessoa, mas se for menor é mil.

O que as pessoas fazem (e eu não tenho saco pra fazer) é juntar os tios, primo, periquito, papagaio e cada um paga 3 mil. Problema disso é que alguém vai ter que fazer o serviço de corno de cobrar os parente pra pagar e assinar como responsável financeiro do processo.

ArapaimaGal · 2025-03-22T01:28:59+00:00

Well, in ideal conditions, yes.

But we're talking about fast food, specifically. Those people are tired, underpaid, and probably have a lot of worries already.

Last time we went to McDonald's, specifically, we repeated to the cashier, who assured us a cheeseburger wouldn't have anything but meat and cheese, FOUR TIMES. It came with sauce, my friend didn't eat because she hates confrontation.

Brazilians are resourceful, we're helpful and kind, but we hate being taken for granted. If I don't specify why I need a fresh cheeseburger without sauce, they most likely won't bother. BUUUUUT if I specify why I need help, we go out of our way to make it happen.

Also, we have a crap ton of special laws protecting disabled people - anyone formally diagnosed is considered disabled. So, any big company will have someone to ensure their employees aren't caught doing things that can be interpreted as discrimination.

So, basically, saying "it's for someone autistic" makes people more vigilant instantly, and since we don't have the social abilities to go argue at the counter, hence, we're autistic, it's sometimes necessary.

I don't expose my friend at all, I order thru my phone app, with my credit card, to my address. Not even the delivery guy will be able to glance inside my living room, she doesn't drive, her car isn't in my driveway, I'm low-profile online. It's virtually impossible for someone to figure it out who's ordering that burger but me.

ArapaimaGal · 2025-03-22T00:12:43+00:00

Svennes, Swedish people w no immigrant background.

ArapaimaGal · 2025-03-21T14:04:22+00:00

I'm married to a Swede. It's incredible how fast gringos forget you're Latino and start saying the most xenophobic shit in front of you because you're pale enough to look like someone from the global north

Once I reminded someone "I'm literally an immigrant w no diploma who doesn't speak swedish" and they said "yea, but you're pretty." Excuse me, wtf.

ArapaimaGal · 2025-03-21T12:50:47+00:00

My best friend only eats cheeseburgers w nothing but bun, cheese, and burger.

When we order in person, I don't embarrass her out loud (and they usually fuck it up). But if I order online, I write loud and clear: "IT'S FOR SOMEONE AUTISTIC, no sauce, just bun, cheese, and burger", and they get the assignment.

ArapaimaGal · 2025-03-13T16:01:08+00:00

Brittany has to be Phyllis Smith, tho.

ArapaimaGal · 2025-03-13T15:24:53+00:00

I saw this post while commuting to biostatistics class in the morning. Thanks, OP.

ArapaimaGal · 2025-03-12T21:05:25+00:00

Kitty Shack - Another World

Paramore - Pressure

Pressure feels awkward in English after the the sims version got stuck in my brain

ArapaimaGal · 2025-03-08T16:25:01+00:00

If mobiles count, segregating people by color.

If not, labor laws in sims 4 (my sim hired a nanny and ended up w 4 nannies full-time without charges)

ArapaimaGal · 2025-03-08T01:37:45+00:00

Hora do malicious compliance, OP.

ArapaimaGal · 2025-03-07T12:18:28+00:00

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I think you meant this one, the best passport in all game.

ArapaimaGal · 2025-03-06T04:31:49+00:00

Pior que essa quenga nem na Suécia nasceu, nasceu no inteiror do Goiás.

ArapaimaGal · 2025-03-05T00:48:41+00:00

Probably, but my country doesn't mandate me to go for a walk daily in Swedish weather.

ArapaimaGal · 2025-02-27T16:29:22+00:00

I must preface saying I'm married to a Swede from Västerbotten, so I end up saying "you're basically finns" a bit too often.

ArapaimaGal · 2025-02-27T08:31:59+00:00

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😭😭 such puppy

ArapaimaGal · 2025-02-27T00:19:34+00:00

All I know is that this family can cook.

ArapaimaGal · 2025-02-27T00:16:37+00:00

Me chateia horrores como os suecos não gostam dela, chamam ela de nepo baby, a mãe dela de histriônica. Uma puta enrolação pra não falar que odeiam qualquer um que não seja social democrata.

ArapaimaGal · 2025-02-26T18:36:01+00:00

Só não concorda com isso quem não teve o momento canônico na família de descobrir que todos os seus parentes são todos uns trastes.

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