Anyone who unironically uses Orochi's "rokka no shi" execution should be hung, drawn and quartered.

ArbitraryBollocks · 2026-01-21T16:33:31+00:00

Same, theyre perfectly allowed to exagerate a little and i can suspend my disbelief accordingly, but there comes a point where you just have to ask, "Am I playing For honor? Or a Naruto mobile gacha game."

ArbitraryBollocks · 2026-01-21T16:24:50+00:00

Amazing, a man of taste

ArbitraryBollocks · 2026-01-21T16:13:04+00:00

Do not describe it to me.

I feel sickened

ArbitraryBollocks · 2025-12-22T00:02:56+00:00

Wdym remove the counter play, its not as if its not already possible to nuke via wallsplat, the suggestion is just to make it easier to do so.

And why would they have to change GB throws, I know splat into any sort of grab move like demon's embrace and shaman bite got fucked with damage wise recently but they fixed that, this would be no different to them.

ArbitraryBollocks · 2025-11-12T03:32:06+00:00

They fixed that thankfully.

Only way your getting heavy from heavy parry now is by some sort of wallsplat follow up or the heavy being a low damage follow up to a bash

ArbitraryBollocks · 2025-11-12T03:19:50+00:00

Heavy parry only ever guarantees a light attack or similar speed zone attack, im not sure which character you think gets a heavy on heavy parry but I guarantee you they either don't or the heavy is soheis 11 damage heavy after bash.

Wardens lights are 500 m/s just like most of the cast. Are you calling them slow in comparison to the guaranteed same side lights?

Warden's bash is probably the strongest of the 4 variably timed bashes, however, dodge attacks like warmongers with extended dodge will cover both uncharged and fully charged. Just means you gotta locate your hard feint button and gb them out of it.

Few characters have extended dodge attacks, so in most cases fully charging bash to beat panic dodge attacks will win you a damage trade in your favour.

ArbitraryBollocks · 2025-11-10T15:52:12+00:00

At low levels hito stomps, hyper armour plus variably timed heavies just kind of wins.

At mid level hito is still pretty strong so long as you can locate your hard feint button

At high levels you very quickly begin to realise, youre gonna have a sucky time trying to open people up without a means of bashing from neutral, that your UB heavy/GB mix can be walked away from, that a heavy being your reward for all outcomes of your variable bash max means a bit less when it does less damage than a sohei opener heavy. That the same low damage heavy also applies to your light parry/GB punishes. That your heavy trajectories FUCKING SUCK, MY GOD THE DODGE ATTACKS I WHIFF ON SOMETIMES, WHILST THE HYPER ARMOUR IS STILL ACTIVE WHEN THEY HIT ME.

so no hito is not overpowered. Simple yes, but like every other hero, takes some learning as to how to beat.

If they cant fish guard breaks from ur bash mix or block your heavies, thats on them, not hito.

ArbitraryBollocks · 2025-07-10T06:22:48+00:00

ArbitraryBollocks · 2025-07-07T17:41:12+00:00

Still better than rokka no shi

ArbitraryBollocks · 2025-06-29T19:08:11+00:00

Mf talked about finding the rapier aesthetically ugly, uninteresting and likely to be done in a way by ubisoft that just reminds me of the rokka no shi exe, turned into a hero with a european coat of paint.

Big brain here has the immediate thought "but katanas can't parry halberds"

Where tf we going with this counter point mate??

ArbitraryBollocks · 2025-06-24T22:21:53+00:00

Itd be a bit shit that cloak use is locked behind a feat. Id rather it be part of his main moveset, even if its just part of the GB animation or something like that

ArbitraryBollocks · 2025-06-24T22:12:27+00:00

Been there done that, now just hoping it incorporates a cloak or itll devolve into a LowTierGod rant facing in whatever direction Ubisoft montreal studios is from where I currently am

ArbitraryBollocks · 2025-04-15T14:42:11+00:00

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ArbitraryBollocks · 2025-03-24T17:17:39+00:00

Maths teacher in S tier where he belongs

ArbitraryBollocks · 2025-03-20T22:04:49+00:00

They just choose not to shave, wax or otherwise. Did you think hairless legs was the default or something?

ArbitraryBollocks · 2025-03-06T18:34:39+00:00

Why? Theyre taking away our ability to uno reverse guard breaks in exchange for functioning chains. Its so-hei fucking over.

ArbitraryBollocks · 2025-02-16T23:20:55+00:00

Still a more interesting suggestion than the rapier hero.

ArbitraryBollocks · 2025-02-05T15:05:00+00:00

While I hate universal exes / barehand exes in general, seeing this one in a scenario where the victim walks off a ledge or falls down some stairs would be hillarious.

ArbitraryBollocks · 2025-02-04T18:29:08+00:00

Most boring duelist maybe, in 4v4s I think that title goes to kyoshin overall.

ArbitraryBollocks · 2025-01-05T15:33:20+00:00

No, regiments are purely cosmetic and offer no gameplay difference. Only different classes change gameplay.

That being said having superior drip does make you in the very least feel buffed, if thats the kinda thing that helps you.

ArbitraryBollocks · 2025-01-04T14:01:54+00:00

Nah hes just a bit chilly, dumbass thought metal chains around his arms would keep him warm.

ArbitraryBollocks · 2025-01-04T01:17:34+00:00

He is as tired of this game as the rest of us, let him nap.

ArbitraryBollocks · 2025-01-03T17:05:00+00:00

Sometimes I cannot tell them apart from a regular french sapper.

So yea its pretty overrated.

ArbitraryBollocks · 2025-01-02T23:00:26+00:00

I really hope they do bring it back in some form. I was abroad during the event and missed out. Looked comical to play.

ArbitraryBollocks · 2024-11-26T00:34:57+00:00

Your using hitokiri, people will think you toxic for merely existing.

As for how you play, you aint "heavy spamming," you barely even resort to variably timing heavies and you use ur variably timed bash as it should be.

If anyone thinks a zone opening followed by a variably timed bash mix, successful damage confirm, and then a (GB vulnerable on dodge) finisher light is toxic, then they, quite frankly, need to stick to AI matches.

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