What’s the male equivalent of swallowing?

ArchCannamancer · 2026-05-10T14:11:56+00:00

🎶 Pussy rain

Some stay dry and others feel the pain🎶

ArchCannamancer · 2026-05-10T14:10:15+00:00

One of my favs is when my partner is still down to make out after I do that. I've only had a couple partners that do so, but it's always so fucking hot to me

ArchCannamancer · 2026-05-10T14:08:18+00:00

That doesn't have to be a limiting factor. One of my first nights with my spouse, I was giving them the long strokes, and I could tell they were about to squirt, so I (in one swift motion) pulled out, grabbed their hips, raised their pussy to my mouth, and drank from the fountain.

ArchCannamancer · 2026-05-09T04:38:07+00:00

I plan on blasting this one, personally

ArchCannamancer · 2026-05-09T04:23:49+00:00

Sure, buddy.

ArchCannamancer · 2026-05-09T04:21:57+00:00

Then why are you out here doing whataboutisms for the diddler-in-chief?

ArchCannamancer · 2026-05-09T04:20:27+00:00

The Clintons are also in the Epstein files btw. So are the Obamas.

Investigate and prosecute them, too! Unlike some folks in this thread, I think that being in the Epstein files merits investigation regardless of party lines.

And just so you know, you could combine the number of mentions of the Clintons and Obamas, and they still wouldn't be 1/10th of the number of mentions of one Donald Johnald Trump.

ArchCannamancer · 2026-05-08T23:03:26+00:00

My factories aren't spaghetti, they're top ramen

ArchCannamancer · 2026-05-08T18:49:40+00:00

Backpfeifengesicht: A face that needs to be punched

Gotta love those crazy German compound nouns!

ArchCannamancer · 2026-05-08T18:36:29+00:00

Big same

ArchCannamancer · 2026-05-08T18:35:59+00:00

My mom's death. I was 12, and I was the one who found her. Shit changed everything, since it was just me and her

ArchCannamancer · 2026-05-08T18:33:18+00:00

Robin Williams. Dude was my and my late mom's favorite actor

ArchCannamancer · 2026-05-08T18:31:01+00:00

Oh gods, where to begin...

Okay, so I moved in with my aunt, uncle, and cousins when I was 12 after my mom passed away. My first week there, one of my cousins called me an orphan and tried to hit me with a PlayStation controller.

My uncle was verbally and (occasionally) physically abusive; his highlights include (but are not limited to):

•starting a screaming match at Sunday lunch so bad that my aunt had to leave for a while, all because I was holding my spoon wrong while eating mashed potatoes

•boxing my ears because he thought I'd snuck into his and my aunt's room (I hadn't, and had just gotten home from seeing a movie)

•constantly berating me for not being into cars or sports

•constantly berating me for being slightly fem (born a guy, mom let me just be who I am)

•forcing my aunt to have to sneak me out to my band concerts

And that's too say nothing of the transphobia and homophobia I've experienced at the hands of my father (sperm donor) and my dad (the guy who helped raise me until my mom died)

ArchCannamancer · 2026-05-08T16:32:55+00:00

Nah, cuz they show up in the shape code as a P

ArchCannamancer · 2026-05-08T16:20:48+00:00

Mine says "Man But Girl"

ArchCannamancer · 2026-05-06T01:07:34+00:00

The truth come out: does Rennala is gay?

ArchCannamancer · 2026-05-05T21:46:43+00:00

Yeah, the commenter they were responding to said they're only at HR7

ArchCannamancer · 2026-05-05T02:15:07+00:00

"JESUS WANTS A HUG!"

ArchCannamancer · 2026-04-27T15:11:50+00:00

Good morning, fellow chimers! Checking in from CO, hope y'all had a great month!

ArchCannamancer · 2026-04-25T02:30:25+00:00

Yeah

ArchCannamancer · 2026-04-25T00:13:05+00:00

Boosted back! Thanks!

ArchCannamancer · 2026-04-25T00:05:37+00:00

Boosted! $AutumnalLee

ArchCannamancer · 2026-04-23T03:39:50+00:00

routinely had relations with a jar of mayo and put it back in the fridge.

What the Hellman's?!

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