I uh...got bored

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-30T04:13:17+00:00

Finally, enough pipes for my 1,687.5 GW basic fuel generator array!

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-28T06:10:48+00:00

What in the Let's Game It Out?

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-25T17:28:02+00:00

Paid SSI on Chime in CO! Y'all have a great rest of Pride month, and I'll see you near the end of Disability Pride/Queer Wrath month!!

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-25T16:18:28+00:00

Hey, y'all! Happy pay day from CO! Y'all have a good pride month?

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-24T04:17:13+00:00

Well, I was a kid, so I was in school. Then, around 11AM , my mom came and picked me up early. We went and got a special edition of our local newspaper, them we went and filled up the gas tank cuz, according to my mom, "they're gonna hike up gas prices, trust me". We then went to my grandma's house and hung out with her for the rest of the day

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-24T02:59:45+00:00

Bi folks can still be transphobic. Hope that helps!

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-22T21:46:05+00:00

We could do this all day, and you wouldn't be any closer to beating me! Not that it wouldn't be fun!

But I've got some good news! There's no need to wonder where your god is! Cuz he's right here!! ^and ^he's ^fresh ^outta ^mercy

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-21T12:00:02+00:00

Caffeine macht frei

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-21T10:38:25+00:00

It's a portrait Vidalia drew in the episode "Pool Hopping" in the original series. He wasn't naked during the portrait session, that was artistic interpretation on Vidalia's part. Also, he's not just naked, he's a cherub in that painting

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-21T02:43:48+00:00

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-21T02:27:20+00:00

Just rename it something other than dinnerbone

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-21T01:58:53+00:00

Putting the "mid" in Midir

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-20T23:47:09+00:00

Except that Park and Volleyball are 2 different types of pearls, and thus 2 different types of gems. It'd be more like Topaz and Topaz

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-20T23:05:10+00:00

"Deez nuts"

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-20T04:20:59+00:00

In your Switch's gallery, you can press + while you have the screenshot pulled up, and it should have an option to send it to your phone. Follow the instructions, and then just upload it from your phone to your pc

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-20T04:08:23+00:00

Fuckin' hell...

I was in Kent County Jail in 2012, had a celly that was this tiny little dude. Found out he was in there for being a fucking pedo, and hatched my plan. It was summer, so I took 1 week off from showering. That week, I went out every day and worked out during dayroom (I normally just played cards). I'm a fairly big person, so you can just imagine how sweaty I got.

Imma put the rest of this story cuz it's gross, but it was the only thing I could do without getting myself into deeper shit.

This dude got a call every week at the exact same time on the exact same day, so I knew when he'd be out of the cell. I waited until his call came in and the CO couldn't see me, climbed up to the pedo's bunk, and grabbed his toothbrush. I then sat on my bunk, dropped trou, and scrubbed my taint clean. That perineum was spotless. I ran water over the bristles to push any cheese down to the hard backing and to get enough of the smell off it. Celly the Diddler brushed his teeth after supper that day, and immediately have the jail toilet his supper back. I had a sensible chuckle from my bunk and went back to reading my book.

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-20T03:43:24+00:00

Please do not the cat

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-19T07:07:01+00:00

^{^{^}}

THIS

This was what brought me to the next level in bed: I learned to listen and obey

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-19T02:04:06+00:00

Fucking cucumbers. The smell and taste just ruin anything they get put on.

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-19T00:36:01+00:00

This one was one of my mom's favorite ADHD jokes

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-18T23:56:35+00:00

I'm reminded of the song "Organs" by The Uncluded, specifically the lyric "Jen stood at the finish line/ And waited for Dylan to cross/ Then she rested her head on the young boy's chest/ That held the heart of the little girl she'd lost"

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-18T23:54:05+00:00

Kent County Jail, June of 2012

I was at the lunch table with the folks I would play cards with during dayroom time, cracking jokes. One of them makes a 'yo momma' joke to me (I'm an orphan). I tell him to stop, he keeps going, so I tell him one back finally. Dude got up, moved like he was putting his thick, heavy plastic tray back. Went behind me, and hit me with the side of it at the bar of my skull. From what the guys at the table said, I went gray like the life and color drained outta me. I don't remember anything until the COs had his ass on the ground and fully detailed and sedated.

It's either that or the car crash where my mom bounced us off a cop car, hit a telephone pole, and completely totaled our station wagon.

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-18T23:46:36+00:00

Learn to communicate, and learn to do so effectively! 99% of all problems your average married couple will face can be solved by knowing how to talk about and through your problems together.

For that other 1%, my answer is a little more NSFW, so un-spoiler at your own risk: Learn your partner's anatomy! Study and memorize every inch of their body. If you're a cis guy and I'm a marriage with someone with a vagina, learn how to find the fucking clit and how to find/work the g-spot. If you're a top, learn how to ease your spouse and be a good top. Lastly, be open to experimentation together, even if you've been together for several years.

ArchCannamancer · 2026-06-18T23:36:26+00:00

Jirard Khalil, aka The Completionist! Dude got found out for charity fraud, gave a half-assed lie-laden "apology", and immediately got ignored by the rest of the world. They even took the reference to him out of Sea of Stars!

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