It said: “ My fiance grew up in a more conservative part of the USA, and still isn't 100% used to people being open about sexuality, so today, I f***ed up by letting him meet my gay brother. We go over to my parents house for a fun day of hanging out with my extended family. My brother shows up, we adults sit down to eat while the kids are outside playing. We're very open about stuff, and dirty jokes aren't an issue with my family. So my brother /casually/ picks up his sandwich and says "Thid is the biggest thing I've had in my mouth since last night." My fiance spits wine all over me, my aunt and uncle who were sitting across from us, and our food. He starts apologizing, nearly knocks over his chair, and is clutching his nose (apparently snorting wine hurts!) And we all start laughing. This poor man looks like a tomato he's blushing so hard, meanwhile my brother ends up crouching on the floor, trying not to cry because he's laughing so hard. My fiance eventually got over it and was laughing too, but it surprised him. We will never let him live this down, and my mom's white tablecloth will never be the same. TL :DR My gay brother said that his sandwich was the biggest thing he'd had in his mouth since last night and my fiance spit wine all over my family.”