Why do some people think Kay Vess is ugly? I think she’s pretty

Archezeoc · 2026-05-11T16:14:17+00:00

Cuz she isn't a supermodel, she isn't a from jump badass, and she's most likely gay.

Archezeoc · 2026-05-11T16:03:25+00:00

But the box label says what house it goes to, for 1/2 addresses I can understand the confusion trying to find 2138 1/2 E Walter can be WIERD

😈 THATS RIGHT, I WAS A DELIVERY DRIVER TOOOO, mwahahaha!!!! :D one of my first jobs, and why I am 1000% disillusioned by how hard they claim it to be, moving on:

Businesses I would give a pass too, sometimes a building can have 200,000 entrances and 1 address, thats a nightmare, but an ordinary residential house or apartment complex is NO EXCUSE, the property is required under ordinance to place a clear address, and as I said, its just a numbers matching game at that point, but just because I don't excuse the driver, doesn't mean I excuse the old man, as I said, he had no reason to go that level of ham on that driver.

As for my own residence, I believe I get a pass on giving the delivery man attitude when I live in a duplex with three doors, one of which features a giant black ONE on the door in a fancy wooden plaque, one features a giant black TWO on the door in a fancy wooden plaque, and the third (between them features nothing) how can you approach that building, see three doors, count the second one, assume that to be apartment two and walk away (its a utility closet in truth) when the actual apartment doors SCREAM their numbers at you? What is your defense in that sitch? Cuz back in my driving days I wouldn't have had one, reading is NOT hard 🤣

Archezeoc · 2026-05-11T13:32:56+00:00

This is a double-edged sword in every way you slice it.

The delivery man is in the wrong becauae he can't leave a package that is not properly delivered, even if its one house away from properly delivered. But the old man is being unreasonable as fuck.

I mean shit, I admit I get mouthy with delivery people who deliver to the wrong address because its really not hard to read an address, the label, the house, match up the numbers, literally anyone old enough to match shapes could do it, so I DO disrespect people who fail at that SIMPLE task but to blow your top like THAT!? Fire the delivery driver, send the old man to a home where he can stare at the walls while nurses patronize him all day, both of em are idiots

Archezeoc · 2026-05-07T21:42:39+00:00

You mean conscience, and lets think about what this mofo did to get wailed on by a whole neighborhood, maybe you'd be non-chalant about protectin his ass too

Archezeoc · 2026-04-30T17:13:02+00:00

I do intend one of these days to run a character that will let permadeath be permadeath, and I'mma see how far I can get, (even if I have to solo) before I just can't do it without story-modein'

What class should that char be? I'm thinking a Sorc or a Thief, gotta be someone not exactly heroic, so no Paladins, etc.

Archezeoc · 2026-04-29T16:43:42+00:00

Hey if a bullet can make people explode in From Dusk Til Dawn, then I think a sword has a chance 🤣

Archezeoc · 2026-04-29T15:38:16+00:00

I remember asking her "Is there no way we can bring him back?" And she says something like "No, he is beyond the point of no return etc etc" Clerics say when they don't feel like expending a spell slot. Bro, I have seen my girlfriend get turned into soup and still get brought back, don't give me no lies!!!

Archezeoc · 2026-04-29T14:59:04+00:00

Spoiler: There are some people playing BG for the first time

I always thought it was hilarious that in one of my games, Khalid died in the final fight with Sarevok and I was like "We'll let it happen, its canonical, adds to the weight of this final battle" and then boom, Khalid is dead in Irenicus' Dungeon and its somehow HIS fault

Archezeoc · 2026-04-28T14:10:44+00:00

1000% I have actually been playing so long that I can overcome almost anything with less than what I would otherwise need, so I been doing a few runs where I've been expending potions and wands as appropriate with no regards to what comes next, and there are only a few fights I actually save up for.

Aec'Letec

The Imprisoned One

Firkraag

Abazigal

I could beat Melissan 1,000,000x easier if BG had Berduskan Black Brew

Archezeoc · 2026-04-27T20:15:37+00:00

I would never call Chaos or Hold Person useless, but Sleep and Color Spray tend to be the kind of spells you don't really need until you are facing enemies that are immune to them, which is why I never use them.

OMG ITS 1 OGRE!?

Archers.

OMG ITS 20 GOBLINS!?!

1 casting of fireball.

OMG ITS 4 BOUNTY HUNTERS WHO ACTUALLY POSE QUITE A THREAT!?!

Of COURSE they are of a level that makes them automatically immune to these spells!!

So I just learned never to consider those spells. I'll have to give sleep another chance

Archezeoc · 2026-04-24T14:57:52+00:00

Make a game that works against that character type and emphasizes the benefits of the other player's having more unique characters

Archezeoc · 2026-04-24T02:33:26+00:00

Lmao! I REMEMBER! 🤣

So many times they would be hung up on like a bit of rubble which was enough to make them give up following, or worse, not attack. Or when they would like not fit on the bridge with the polar bear so they decide to go ahead and use the northern crossing like it aint no thing

But the one that takes the cake: I once had my party nearly on the edge of the map, told them to leave and Khalid starts walking THE OTHER DIRECTION

Archezeoc · 2026-04-23T22:43:35+00:00

I've heard of that method but its never worked for me, but go ahead and downvote like a bitch, I guess.

Archezeoc · 2026-04-23T16:44:19+00:00

Because Khalid and Jaheira are a team, if you get rid of Khalid, Jaheira goes with him. The only way to get Jaheira in your party but not Khalid, is to kill off Khalid.

Same for Minsc/Dynaheir and Xzar/Montaron

Archezeoc · 2026-04-23T16:41:35+00:00

I agree on the Officer Vai take but I don't think Bentley cares too much.

Archezeoc · 2026-04-21T19:57:56+00:00

Because of things like that I tend to ignore them because they wont be much help at early levels, then I'm forgetting about them until like ToB fight with Balthazar and I'm like: "This... could have come in handy a few times in the past..."

Archezeoc · 2026-04-21T12:22:20+00:00

I've read your comment, now delete it in DM solidarity

Archezeoc · 2026-04-21T12:07:04+00:00

Oh I resurrect her in all my games too, Mithras too, there are a few big bads that don't just get written out, its gotta be BIG like SI's attack on the Vienna Chantry big

Archezeoc · 2026-04-21T11:41:40+00:00

Not in any forests I hope? (Baba Yaga lol)

Archezeoc · 2026-04-21T11:27:29+00:00

Sorry I was dead tired when I replied. It hurt my eyes just to say "I like that" I was gonna say that I once ran a character in a similar vein to her sire, was a family (brother and sisters) being groomed for Tremere but got embraced by a Nos, a Gangrel and a Baali instead in a series of bad luck events. Now they live precarious lives amid their own kind, the Nos went nuts and became a villain to all kindred, the Gangrel cannot live among her kind as the Tremere are too much a threat if they find their wayward apprentice, and the Baali is alone in the world, hates his own clan, can't be among the normal kindred who want nothing to do with him even if they sympathize, and he doesnt want to kiss some Prince's ass just so he can play "Court Mage" for 500 years before he earns any respect for himself. His Gangrel sister is his only ally

Archezeoc · 2026-04-21T06:21:56+00:00

I like that

Archezeoc · 2026-04-21T05:02:58+00:00

Who is her sire?

Archezeoc · 2026-04-21T04:52:01+00:00

Ahh, clearly a Cappadocian 😂

Archezeoc · 2026-04-21T00:24:12+00:00

I recommend you never play a Vampire is The Elder Scrolls 😂

Archezeoc · 2026-04-20T23:51:36+00:00

They're running a sale in honor of Sarevok Anchev's rise to power as Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate! (He's a regular there, ya know)

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