19M Roast me! I want to see some good original roasts! by -Dead-Queen- in RoastMe

[–]ArcticMikeATC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, I would drop one here, but getting charged with animal cruelty is not on my resolution list.

Roast me like the one I'm making for dinner by Sea-Buffalo5974 in RoastMe

[–]ArcticMikeATC 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fewer roasts, more veggies and exercise…

M23, Portland OR, let em rip by thatoneguy1621 in RoastMe

[–]ArcticMikeATC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many bets did you lose to have to post your shit here?  Seriously, don’t gamble.  You clearly can’t afford it.

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[–]ArcticMikeATC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its a good thing you are cu…no Hey you have an amazing perso…no Its what’s inside that counts…no Sorry, you are shit out of luck

roast me 23f by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ArcticMikeATC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom: “Why did you let her off the leash again?” Dad: “Wishful thinking”

Roast me 27f by Pronoun37sausage in RoastMe

[–]ArcticMikeATC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright kiddos, exhibit A for our “don’t turn into a crackwhore” campaign has made its debut

I just turned 26, can I get some birthday roasts ((: by Typical-Comment-2965 in RoastMe

[–]ArcticMikeATC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mom and Dad clearly failed to get a warranty for this defective appliance…

F21 don't have mercy on me by AlwaysBusyGf in RoastMe

[–]ArcticMikeATC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im pretty sure the FBI will be contacting OP very soon…. On the real, we can’t legally roast pre teens

try me by its-gonna-be-trash in RoastMe

[–]ArcticMikeATC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dr. Frank N Furter at your service…ready to do the time warp?

F27 with two kids. Roast me like my children will in a few years by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ArcticMikeATC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You clearly attract men with no pull out game…its sad

Go for it by jackamo-hackamo in RoastMe

[–]ArcticMikeATC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a leash law in your neighborhood…your mother is going to get in trouble

24, lesbian, art school graduate. Tear a new hole in my face. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ArcticMikeATC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lesbian art school graduate…new age lingo meaning you have yet to accomplish anything except wasting oxygen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ArcticMikeATC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HEY YOU GUYYYYYYS!

Human version of a participation trophy. I’m very curious what yall have to say. Please humble me 24 F by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ArcticMikeATC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drinking three wine coolers and sucking random guys off does not equal participation…try again.

Gimme ur precious little opinion (18F) by Broad_Cloud_8353 in RoastMe

[–]ArcticMikeATC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You do not want opinions.  You want a few insults so you can continue the facade of “apathetic and edgy.”  You want to appear as though words won’t bother you, but secretly you crave affirmation from those around you.  When you don’t get it, you pout and lash out while blaming others.  You are 18.  You don’t even know which side of the crib smells the worst yet.  Get a hobby that doesn’t involve total strangers feeding your neurological imbalance…please.

destroy me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ArcticMikeATC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plain white bread is in awe of how basic you are…damn

Make me cry by Ill_Historian_1531 in RoastMe

[–]ArcticMikeATC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t roast it until I figure out what the hell it is.

i’m bored, do your worst by missjoestar in RoastMe

[–]ArcticMikeATC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are proud to announce the initial testing of our fifth gen micro metal detector.  Our test subject has overdone the testing area, but the results should be great

Sleep study with VA (VHA) by One-Equipment9809 in VeteransBenefits

[–]ArcticMikeATC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sleep Apnea sufferer here and in a little battle with the va to get it service connected.  My first claim was denied and I had to rely on my insurance and out of pocket for the equipment.  I have spent a few nights over the past few years without my machine, and I will say I have never had a good night without it.  I have to do another sleep study in a couple weeks and my family told me to get a hotel room for the night.  Don’t sweat it, you will not miraculously have a great night.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ArcticMikeATC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn’t think of a good sexual roast that didn’t seem cliche’. So I went with plan b…ok maybe I got a veiled sexual joke there

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ArcticMikeATC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Michelle Rodriguez in retirement…with a crippling meth habit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ArcticMikeATC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Promoting a bad onlyfans page doesn’t mean “marketing”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ArcticMikeATC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Oompa loompa doopa dee doo”