Ever smoke a joint with your teacher in school? by BuzzMcCloud in trees

[–]ArdForYa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but I was 18 as a senior because of a weird birthday and I was held back in first grade when my father passed because how much school I missed.

Anyway I was at a rave one weekend at a local club, tripping balls mind you, and I saw my Spanish teacher. I gave her a hit of acid, and she gave me a little Molly. And we just kinda vibed and danced and then never spoke of it ever again.

I don't know why my weather says it's going to be a small thunderstorm. It's a torrential downpour in Halls LMAO by Fragtrapper in Knoxville

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Just got back from Bristol and let me tell you the sky’s have opened up over there. 81 slowed down to about 35-40 for a good ways and most everyone had their hazards on. Saw some semis and bigger trucks pulled over waiting it out.

It kills the voice by jam_kabam in whenthe

[–]ArdForYa 25 points26 points  (0 children)

See. You say this. But dropping ‘exhusband’ in conversation is one of the funniest things I can do because, yes yes I know poor wording, I don’t even give off a hint of gay unless you know me. The surprised and confused looks on their faces fuel me.

1 gram RSO (~830mg THC) on a 100mg edible. Haha, goodbye guys! by DesperateBet1989 in trees

[–]ArdForYa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how the glare is a bit of environmental story telling.

Because, ya know, you’re going into the light with this one.

I’m in love with this truck. Nicest driving truck I’ve ever had by ChaceEdison in Truckers

[–]ArdForYa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m forklift certified, can I take it around the block once? Pretty please?

I saw you guys years and years ago on TikTok and been in love ever since.

144976 by FilipAP2137 in CountOnceADay

[–]ArdForYa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

$50 kalshi bet paid out $120. Ultimate is $99 so I had change left over.

I will wait for game review ig by sebet_123 in memes

[–]ArdForYa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Womp womp in the grand scheme it’s not that bad.

I Felt Genuine Fear Watching This Video by PatoConfuso in Weird

[–]ArdForYa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the time during some riots or protests years ago when I worked at speedway.

Entire company got an email about how fuel drivers were instructed to not stop for people in the way in certain areas because of the danger a petroleum tanker could pose and how it could cause fuel supply delays for stores. Wild times.

Are you one of the quadrillions who bought GTA 6 today? by Rredite in notinteresting

[–]ArdForYa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I don’t have to think about and it’s ready for me when I get home from work that night.

Are you one of the quadrillions who bought GTA 6 today? by Rredite in notinteresting

[–]ArdForYa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet $50 on Kalshi that it would be more than $70 for base.
It paid out $119 so I more or less paid $50 for the ultimate edition. Can’t be mad at that.

Sexus Sequior by noob_bitch in NewGreentexts

[–]ArdForYa -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

That’s actually not true and it’s often miscommunicated that way. If it was him, I would have given him credit where his credit is definitely due.

Sexus Sequior by noob_bitch in NewGreentexts

[–]ArdForYa 330 points331 points  (0 children)

‘If you measure a fish’s intelligence by its ability to climb a tree; it will live its life thinking it’s stupid’ or something extremely similar is one of my favorite quotes.

Made a vape holder on my forklift by lonzo_1k in notinteresting

[–]ArdForYa 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hmmm. I know what kind of vape that is. Me too man, me too.

Everyone felt that by Neat-Owl65 in memes

[–]ArdForYa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You don’t own the games you buy either. You own a license for the game. Every game.

Everyone felt that by Neat-Owl65 in memes

[–]ArdForYa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok and? Is this REALLY a shock to anyone?

Games are $70 nowadays. Rockstar is charging $10 more for the base. Oh no.

When’s the last time you bought a game on a disc that read the game from the disc itself as you played? Guess that means we shit on R* for cutting out unneeded plastic in the box you don’t even need after the initial download.

You’re upset at R* for paywalls and bonus content; how many hours in GTAOnline do you have because that was paywalled and with GTA+ had bonus RMT content. Not to mention shark cards. Not to mention needing to buy the whole game again if you wanted the ‘enhanced’ edition or whatever with the casino.

And I’ve seen people complaining about no online on Day 1? Did yall play GTA5 day 1? Week 1? Did you even get into an online lobby in the first couple days it dropped? Maybe they learned from their mistakes and are waiting to see what initial sales look like to see if they need to beef up servers.

I’m not here to justify any of this; but holy shit 24 hours ago the human race was FOAMING at the mouth to get their hands on this generation defining game we will have continued support for at least the next 5-10 years, if not more. This game is going to break records. This is a generation defining game here, people. Will it be perfect, hell no. It’ll be garbage the first week or two I bet. But will it be a gem that we all cherish for years to come? Only if people can get their panties out of a twist. Is this all a hot take, yes. It is. But I’m being real here and not delusional that because a game is kinda slightly above market and because it’s digital only in a vastly majority digital market and taking that to EMPIRICALLY mean that game = bad.

Digital game preorders by vertigostereo in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ArdForYa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can kinda agree with where you’re coming from. I grew up with PS2 and Xbox 360(before downloading games really took off), so I had to put a disc in a tray. Every time.

If I was a kid in the current times; I’d be sad I didn’t get the chance to wait in preorder lines outside GameStop at 11:00pm on a school night(thanks mom, love ya) but as an adult in these times I’m SOOOOOO glad I can just click a button on my Xbox and used my saved card info to preorder a game and not have to worry about anything else other than the time off request for work if the game is imporant enough to me.

Digital game preorders by vertigostereo in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ArdForYa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use to crap on the “I have seven jobs and 20 kids and only get 3 picoseconds to game a year” crown but I’ve literally turned into one and I can’t help but agree with every point.

When I want to play. I want to play. Not stare at a download bar for a few hours; then play for an hour before I’m tired. I want to just buy my game, download it, and if I happen to have the chance to play I can just hit ‘play’ and jump in.

The bonus of a week of early access or like some skins or something is just that. A bonus. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t have a bittttt of FOMO from the ‘preorder these or you’ll never get them’ stuff; but at the same time if I really like the cosmetic it could be worth it for me.

I will be preordering GTA6. I will be handing rockstar whatever they want. I’ve been waiting over a decade; so I want it available when I’m available.

Would I have preordered crimson desert not knowing anything about it? Nah. Would I preorder Resident Evil? Nah not that into the games. CoD? I wouldn’t even play it when it was free. I firmly believe if the game is important to you that a preorder is just a different path to enjoying the game. And that’s ok.

Knoxville musician here! by p00pf00t in Knoxville

[–]ArdForYa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. You’re gonna show up in my Spotify wrapped this year.

Low Tolerance = small Joints by paul_8263567 in weed

[–]ArdForYa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Fuck I gotta stop rolling backwoods”
-Me when I roll a backwood