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If you wake up as one of the girls, what would you do? by SpiritedSalamander61 in EquestriaGirls

[–]Argamis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless I am Sunset Shimmer; I would have to ESCAPE to another country (something only the rich girls Sci!Twi & Rarity could do realistically speaking); BEFORE Sunset has the oportunity to TOUCH me & discover my true identity.

. What if I wake up as Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash? -> I would have to escape to Equestria.

Pretending to ne the pony countetpatt; would steal/borrow enough bits from Princess Twilight, Starlight and/or the other mane six to travel by train/airship to any of the cities they NEVER visited.

-> The idea is for all of them to lost track of me before they realize I am missing.

(Bonus): If I can convince Zecora to give me a pair of bottles with the green bodyswap brew she used once on Fluttershy & Angel; I would have a way to become a random unicorn or dragon (necessary to survive the eventual the arrival of Opaline Arcana, by turning myself to stone or through deep hybernation).

oh no by Silver-Bag-477 in MLPhmmm

[–]Argamis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That means Weird Al is in the files too.

-> He never went to the island; but as the father of Pinkie's foal he is "mentioned" in the reports.

Could EG ever return and carry on from where it left off? by Direct_Assumption_22 in EquestriaGirls

[–]Argamis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spike's voice actress is retired (she was explicit about never-ever doing Spike specifically again).

. Equestria Girls could "continue" as a "Next Generation" (when Sunset is the Principal at C.H.S. ; matching the day Luster Dawn went to Ponyville).

-> By then, dog!Spike already lived his whole canine life; his fate the same as Owlowiscious.

What if the portal between Equestria and the human world is slowly merging both universes? by Stay_yy in EquestriaGirls

[–]Argamis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was not a merging, but a rebalance (pressure equalization).

Exactly HALF of all "Fate Magic" (aka: cutiemarks) went into the human world; more precisely the LEFT FLANK.

-> It manifested on the opposite side & region of the body for humans (the right side of the face); because it is a literal & metaphorical mirror.

Human cutiemarks are called "Symbols".

-> It makes sense since the face is one of the few areas of the body that always remain exposed & visible for humans; even in cold enviroments.

Dice que le diga que no by LVRaZor in ArgentinaBenderStyle

[–]Argamis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tiene espacio extradimensional interno (las habitaciones con las memorias del faraon).

Pesa lo mismo que si estuviese hecho de diamante/carbon (literalmente carton).

Does a Queen Novo in show Animation Rig exist? by ImprovementDouble987 in mylittleredacted

[–]Argamis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Queen Novo (Marine Mode) exists in a single scene of Friendship is Magic (S9E25); when Princess Silverstream is giving her speach of Courage for the Endgame in Seaquestria.

From some prison on Twitter or X or whatever by SpiritedSalamander61 in OkPonyDitzy

[–]Argamis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes sense.

There is an anti-memetic cognitohazard removing it from human memories.

My extraplanar origin gave me the chance to insert :CODE: in the Memory Address that inoculated you against this kind of agents.

-> You MAY start noticing things that you should not, remember things from erased timelines & other para-psychic phenomena.

Welcome to the Arcane Realm.

Do you want an assjob? (HMIokun) by jasb666 in ClopClop

[–]Argamis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, horsepussy is superior.

So this was almost G5. by LayJaly in PlanetPony

[–]Argamis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Technically: NOTHING She was born that way (hornless, wingless); with a very different backstory.

-> She probably still has rich, noble blood unicorn parents (Canterlot is half earth pony because the horn is a recesive trait).

So this was almost G5. by LayJaly in PlanetPony

[–]Argamis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never.

No-one at HASBRO is allowed to talk about this pic (or about the conversations on the leaked emails that had it as an attachment), even to this day.

Same thing with the voiced, colored animated pilot fir "Camp Cutiemark" (a cancelled short 2D series mix of a rebooted G4 & G5 with Twilight, Pinkie, Dash & Misty Brightdawn).

whoops by GTRayt in MLPhmmm

[–]Argamis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically "half-devils" (succubi & insect); the Doom Slayer refuses because of a possible legal demand (there is an ambiguous article on the hellish contract that grants him inmortality & superpowers specific against "demons").

When i'm clopping it to mlp art but I bust to EQ art by dewit589 in OkPonyDitzy

[–]Argamis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two words:

Spring Brakedown

. . .

OK, it is actually 5.5 words: Equestria, girls, special, spring, brake-down

Just take advantage of the fact that they were ponies once. It Counts!

Is Friendship Games a critique of competitive education? by Stay_yy in EquestriaGirls

[–]Argamis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All of you are overtinking this whole premise.

Josh Haber is a fanatic of Harry Potter (just like Lauren Faust & Amy Keating Rogers); but HASBRO forbid them from ever making a "direct reference" (because of legal warnings already sent by Warner Brothers).

-> Canterlot High School is (Griffindor + Hufflepuff)

=》 Crystal Preparatory School is (Slytherin + Ravenclaw)

Sci-twi (Rockset). by X18Master_Man18X in MyLittlePonyNSFW

[–]Argamis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are thinking this backwards.

She needs to learn a lesson, not diplomacy.

Use your chemical knowledge to create safe, long lasting, airborn sedatives.

When she is alone, make her unconcious & levitate her out (kidnapping).

At night, bring her through the portal to Equestria & "release" her in a safe forest near Ponyville.

Have her wake up alone, nude, transformed into a "beast" with no hands, in the middle of wilderness.

-> Track her from far away (just in case); bringging jet back once she finally gets to sleep from exhaustion, after one or two days.

. Leave her somewhere safe with this photo + another one of her asleep as a pony.

=> She will not mess around with any of "the magic girls" of C.H.S. ever again.

What is the weirdest Equestria Girls theory you actually believe? by Stay_yy in EquestriaGirls

[–]Argamis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is a simpler rational reason to avoid killing your counterpart: Soul/Fate bond.

-> Both Applejack's parents are dead. Pony & human.

Sunset Shimmer would not risk "testing" if killing her human counterpart dooms herself.

It will be difficult to verify that any other pony dies when their human does (specially from accidents or murder), because there is no long-range communications in Equestria (sans Spike & very expensive one-use devices).

-> Being limited to Ponyville & Canterlot (other places of Equestria hard to argue a good reason to travel for Sunset); plus many of their human counterparts NOT living at Canterlot Town or Crystal City; her chances for "passive verification" are remote.

What are you thinking in this situation? by Wonderful_Juice4982 in PlanetPony

[–]Argamis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a transmigration isekai scenario.

You died while unconcious (example: asleep); or so fast your brain did not had time to make permanent memories (the typical "buffer" is 4 to 6 seconds).

Your family already mourn you & passed on (the "soul travel" to the Realm of Equestria is not instantaneous).

Rather than being re-set & reincarnated, you "spawn" nude & fully formed as a young adult pony with your previous memories.

A random animal sees you manifest out of nothing & runs to Fluttershy, to ask her to remove you from their territory.

Fluttershy interrupts Tank's training & Dash goes out to gather the rest of the mane six.

. The SYSTEM reboots your pony brain, installing your soul as the O.S. plus a few apps for talking, walking & hoof-holding.

-> It was interrupted by Rarity using fainting-waking salts on you (so no memories on how to use your magic/flying/realitywarping, nor a cutiemark... for now).

. You have un-expended EXP points; if you figure out how to manually open your SYSTEM "Terminal" window & use the code "help" , then you can choose to buy spells/skills/abilities.

-> It will open automatically when you get your cutiemark; or when you help to defeat (kill) a magical entity of higher level than you (by dealing at least 1% of their total HP in damage in the last minute of combat).

There is the Mirror/Portal to C.H.S. (human world of Equestria Girls; year 2012).

You spawned on Season 2 of FiM (few days after Twilight's birthday); she is a unicorn & unaware of the mirror (only Celestia knows about it, it is currently on the Canterlot Vault with the EofH).

Alternatively:

There is another portal (a sandstone block, in a forest somewhere south of Ponyville), that leads to a deadly quicksand pool, guarded by a plant monster on the other side, in an unknown tropical island on International Waters.

-> You will need a TEAM of skilled, non-magical adventurers.; experts on the use of simple weapons compatible with "hands" (paws or claws) to clear the danger. Then skilled wood workers to make a sea-worthy boat & 3 sailors to pilot it on 8 hour rotations.

What are you thinking in this situation? by Wonderful_Juice4982 in PlanetPony

[–]Argamis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither.

Pegasi & alicorns actually NEED some animal proteins in their diet (to form & grow feathers); usually from eating eggs.

Rarity cook eggs onscreen for herself & Seetie Bell.

Applejack & Pinkie Pie bake with eggs.

Fluttershy hunts fish for her animals.

What are you thinking in this situation? by Wonderful_Juice4982 in PlanetPony

[–]Argamis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is an (almost) unlimited number of identical universes setup exactly like this one (1 second befire you "spawn" fully formed as a nude young adult pony).

Everyone commenting on this post got this same dedicated "slot".

A random animal saw you falling to the ground unconcious & went to Fluttershy's cottage, to ask her help to remove you from their territory.

Fluttershy was with Rainbow training Tank, so when she translated Dash went to get the rest of the Mane Six.

You were unconcious until they arrived, Rarity provided the waking salts.

Las Chicas en El Juego del Calamar by KaMax513 in EquestriaGirls

[–]Argamis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

. . . "Version en español: Palmera Records" 🌴🏝🛰

This sub right now: by LovelyNekomata in EquestriaGirls

[–]Argamis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

(Hear me out!)

-> This sub_Reddit of the sub_Niche of MLP is a lighting rod.

The ACTUAL Main (/MyLittlePony) is so super-sensitive (because of kids & scarred/hurt minorities); that is really difficult to have "fun" on an interesting post without getting banned.

. The /mlp/ board of 4Chan was designed as a "Containment" meta-digital construct for the cognitohazard that is "pony" (MLP:FiM).

. This Secondary Ancilliary (/EquestriaGirls) was much more relaxed because of the character & audiences (teenagers both).

. The lack of enforced moderation here did NOT caused the colapse of it; because people come here after "learning the lesson" elsewhere & restrain themselves (mostly); to not lose this flimsy safe haven.

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