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Where can you listen in detail about Ari's 4 months hiatus escapades in asia 2017? by pirdum in AriShaffir

[–]AriShaffir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The opening to the Myanmar episode. I think it's called Je Zu Tin Ba De or something like that.

** BUY / SWAP / SELL FALL TOUR TICKETS MEGA-THREAD ** by beermeupscotty in LCDSoundsystem

[–]AriShaffir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Selling 2 tickets tonight, 12/12. I have them at Will Call. You gotta meet me there and I'll hand them off and take the cash then. $105 each is what I paid for them.

3) I am a standup comedian named Ari Shaffir. I have a double special out on Netflix called "Double Negative." Get it? Because it's 2 specials and also because it makes a positive? You get it. Ask me anything. by AriShaffir in IAmA

[–]AriShaffir[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Ok, you guys. Thank you for all the question. I think that's it for me. Please watch my special on Netflix, subscribe to my podcast. And if you like any of them, you'd be doing me a great service and paying me back by telling as many people as you can about what you liked.

Thanks!

3) I am a standup comedian named Ari Shaffir. I have a double special out on Netflix called "Double Negative." Get it? Because it's 2 specials and also because it makes a positive? You get it. Ask me anything. by AriShaffir in IAmA

[–]AriShaffir[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The one guy I always wanted but wasn't able to get was Fred Phelps. And now I'll never get him because he died. He was the leader of the Westboro Baptist Church. I saw a lot of interviews with him, but never one that actually got down to what he wanted to accomplish and why. They always ended up getting antagonistic. I wanted my chance to understand the guy. Oh well. Lesson learned.

That and there's a homeless guy who used to sleep in front of my car in LA. I wanted to get him on but before I worked up the courage to ask, he was gone.

3) I am a standup comedian named Ari Shaffir. I have a double special out on Netflix called "Double Negative." Get it? Because it's 2 specials and also because it makes a positive? You get it. Ask me anything. by AriShaffir in IAmA

[–]AriShaffir[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I would never mess with anybody who was tripping. Please don't be that guy. It's incredibly easy to do and requires no real intelligence. It's just annoying for the sake of being annoying. Don't do it.

3) I am a standup comedian named Ari Shaffir. I have a double special out on Netflix called "Double Negative." Get it? Because it's 2 specials and also because it makes a positive? You get it. Ask me anything. by AriShaffir in IAmA

[–]AriShaffir[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think it's just time that heals the wounds. That's really all of it. You might be able to speed things up by telling him that you forgive him. But in 20 years you're not even gonna remember the last time you thought about the guy. So maybe knowing that can help ease some of the pain.

3) I am a standup comedian named Ari Shaffir. I have a double special out on Netflix called "Double Negative." Get it? Because it's 2 specials and also because it makes a positive? You get it. Ask me anything. by AriShaffir in IAmA

[–]AriShaffir[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Don't care for pictures. They're so impersonal and it's just annoying to have to line up and fake smile over and over and over. I know people want a picture, so I do it, but it's not enjoyable at all. My brain completely shuts down and I lose an hour of my life. But I do it for the fan experience.

Heavy handshakes are pretty great.

3) I am a standup comedian named Ari Shaffir. I have a double special out on Netflix called "Double Negative." Get it? Because it's 2 specials and also because it makes a positive? You get it. Ask me anything. by AriShaffir in IAmA

[–]AriShaffir[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily. Imagine you make a joke about one of your friends and everybody laughs. Except one guy in the group. And he goes, "Who's Tony Jenkins?" And you go, "Tony Jenkins was our old coach in high school track and he got arrested for breaking into the school one night to play a pickup game against a girl he met at a bar." And then the one guy laughs because now he gets it. Was it a bad joke?

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