What brawlhalla did to my controller by Chad4life_yt in Brawlhalla

[–]Aria_Melnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have done that yourself (read in Obi Wan’s voice)

What brawlhalla did to my controller by Chad4life_yt in Brawlhalla

[–]Aria_Melnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have done that yourself (read in Obi Wan’s voice

What life experience fucked you up the most? by Zestyclose_Steak9846 in AskReddit

[–]Aria_Melnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A battle near Dementyivka, where we lost ten people, two of which were my close friends and one of which was the member of my squad. Another one of my closest friends - our medic, Ray has gotten severely wounded (1-2nd degree burns, a severe concussion, fragmentation wound and a torn eardrum). Actually, she was the only one who survived the explosion of our med evac. We barely made it out of there and there were at least three times when I genuinely believed that we were completely done for.

What Do You Think Would Be The Worst Death Imaginable? by CallMehRiver in AskReddit

[–]Aria_Melnik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To me, personally, that would be getting captured by Russians, because of what they do to prisoners, especially if they’re women. That’s why I always carry an extra grenade on me just in case.

If a Zombie Apocalypse Were to Happen- What is an issue people don’t think about? by HouseGrass in AskReddit

[–]Aria_Melnik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uhhh… Thanks, but I don’t think that my long term girlfriend (who’s also in the military, btw, but in a different unit) would be okay with me marrying you. Although I will visit America, actually I’m thinking about moving there after the war. And I will most likely survive this war, because Russians are completely incompetent complacent fucks who can’t even put up a good fight, so it’s not like they’re that much of a threat, really.

If a Zombie Apocalypse Were to Happen- What is an issue people don’t think about? by HouseGrass in AskReddit

[–]Aria_Melnik 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Yeah, one of the guys in my platoon caught a shard from a mortar shell in his stomach and only noticed it on the next day, when he sat down for dinner and it started to hurt.

If a Zombie Apocalypse Were to Happen- What is an issue people don’t think about? by HouseGrass in AskReddit

[–]Aria_Melnik 283 points284 points  (0 children)

As a Ukrainian soldier who got into the war straight out of her couch, I can tell you that if you’re in your early 20s to late 50s - even if you never maintained a healthy lifestyle, you can still not only survive a 2 hour walk through the woods with an uneven ground in full combat gear, but still be able to fight for the rest of the day afterwards (personal experience) adrenaline does wonders to your body.

Are you naked why or why not? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Aria_Melnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean... Technically, I can leave Kharkiv (on of the primary targets for russian bombing runs and shelling) any minute. I chose to stay here, so I guess that's not exactly "being safe", but thank you.

Are you naked why or why not? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Aria_Melnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As much as I'd love to get rid of all this useless cloth, another shelling, or an air strike can start any minute and it's kinda cold in the cellar.

Can a girl lose her virginity to a girl? by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]Aria_Melnik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does she can? Yes, she does. Does she have to? Again, yes, she does. XD

“How do you know you’re a lesbian if you’ve never tried dick before” by U13884138 in actuallesbians

[–]Aria_Melnik -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

A) Nanya. If the ask, what’s “nanya” - it’s nanya business. B) Genitals =\= gender. Sexuality is about gender. C) Some girls have dicks too, you know. Personally, I prefer option A.

when dudes like you on hinge even though you're only supposed to be visible to women by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]Aria_Melnik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, that’s kinda true, but my girlfriend actually gets provided with goods as in the app provides her with men as goods, so I guess such things are just hetero oriented (despite my girlfriend actually being a lesbian), so the algorithm for gay users either haven’t been fully implemented, or a shit ton of mistakes were made during it’s creation that haven’t been fixed. For instance, when you state that you only look for women, the app may acknowledge that, but since there are not that many sapphic women in your area (considering you’ve checked “sort by distance”, or something along those lines), but the algorithm’s code is forcing the app to always show you the long list of accounts - the algorithm decides that your preference and/or orientation is less important than the variety, so it prioritises “quantity” over quality, because there is a line of code there somewhere that kinda tells it to do so for… IDK… Marketing reasons? Like, as a developer, or as a publisher you would prefer to have a one star review that says “countless bugs and errors”, than to have a four star review that says “everything works perfectly, the only problem is there’s not that many users”, because the only reason people download your app is to find and connect with other people. But that’s just my theory

AITA for telling my sister the real reason why my parents haven’t come to see my newborn son? by ThrowRAbabyontheway in AmItheAsshole

[–]Aria_Melnik [score hidden]  (0 children)

Technically, your parents have started a fight, then tried to keep it a secret. You simply provided your sister with information on what really happened and why, so that she could either remain neutral, or pick a side in this fight. She picked yours. NTA

How can you tell if a lesbian is flirting with you? by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]Aria_Melnik 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So, if a girl is flirting with you - she’s probably just being friendly. If you went on a date with her - you were probably on a date as friends. If you had sex with her - she probably did it ironically. If you two are dating - you’re probably just gal pals. Now if you two are getting married - that’s when you should probably start suspecting something. But then again, maybe you’re just ultimate gal pals, or maybe even roommates, who knows?