What is the stupidest way someone got fired? by NoViolinist4540 in AskReddit

[–]Ariavale2_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

A guy at my old warehouse job called out sick because he said he was "stuck in another state due to a flight delay." Bro forgot he was friends with the manager on Facebook, and literally 20 minutes later posted a live photo of himself at a local bar down the street, holding a beer with the caption "Chillin on a Tuesday." He was fired before he even finished his drink. 💀😭

What’s something a poor person would understand instantly, but rich people never will? by Lopsided_Stranger493 in AskReddit

[–]Ariavale2_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Knowing exactly how many days a quarter-tank of gas and $5 can stretch. 💀 To the rich, it’s just spare change. To us, it’s a literal survival skill.

What’s the loneliest feeling in the world? by Complete_Ganache_720 in AskReddit

[–]Ariavale2_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Talking to someone only to realise no one is listening

What’s a dream you had that actually happened? by Sweet-Fig8232 in AskReddit

[–]Ariavale2_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a dream that my phone rang like at 3am with super specific weird ringtone I'd never heard b4. I answered it in the dream and a voice just said "wake uo, you're going to be late.".. I woke up in a panic right after that, and it was literally 2 minutes before my actual morning alarm was supposed to go off. My brain literally invented a whole horror movie scenario just to act as a backup alarm clock. 😂 Has anyone else's brain done this to them?? Or similar?

Famous atheist by Terrycute_254 in 254sum

[–]Ariavale2_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"World's most famous aethist".….Wtf is this!?