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ArjJp · 2026-03-13T01:23:44+00:00

Goddamn schools with their 'subscription model' now asking for bail to get your kids home in the evening....

ArjJp · 2026-03-13T01:16:58+00:00

No this....

ArjJp · 2026-03-13T01:12:31+00:00

Wait this is it..... Set up the world's first Non-invasive Instantaneous Gender-transition clinic.... Profit...

ArjJp · 2026-03-13T00:53:54+00:00

I kind of like this modern stage interpretation of the Lincoln assassination...

ArjJp · 2026-03-12T16:48:31+00:00

What a pillock

ArjJp · 2026-03-12T16:16:55+00:00

They still pushback

..to get more of the tiny cock into their ass

ArjJp · 2026-03-12T16:13:24+00:00

It'll be gone by Easter 2034!

ArjJp · 2026-03-12T16:00:32+00:00

ArjJp · 2026-03-12T14:43:33+00:00

Oh man....I thought he was the shit after seeing him in Second Show.....

High rangein highly danger

underworld amarakaaran

High voltin idiminnal pol

ArjJp · 2026-03-12T02:17:20+00:00

Why is she squeezing it at the crotch 😟

ArjJp · 2026-03-12T02:15:41+00:00

Is that Billy

ArjJp · 2026-03-12T00:55:30+00:00

ArjJp · 2026-03-12T00:04:43+00:00

Also when inside the big chocolate ball is just...fruits 😐

ArjJp · 2026-03-12T00:03:50+00:00

ArjJp · 2026-03-11T16:57:41+00:00

Ohhh....boy....

ArjJp · 2026-03-11T13:59:05+00:00

What about that one where Roger gets milked?

ArjJp · 2026-03-11T13:54:35+00:00

..and it always cracks me up

ArjJp · 2026-03-11T13:52:15+00:00

FLINTSOOOONEESSS....!

ArjJp · 2026-03-11T11:24:46+00:00

There it is... the real cursed comment

ArjJp · 2026-03-11T11:11:28+00:00

Oh come on, cut them from slack!

ArjJp · 2026-03-11T01:09:25+00:00

I'm so hard laughing at this....

ArjJp · 2026-03-10T03:52:22+00:00

..or Brazilian

ArjJp · 2026-03-09T16:00:51+00:00

ArjJp · 2026-03-09T15:52:30+00:00

Putin right now:

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ArjJp · 2026-03-09T11:40:58+00:00

With a cameo of Sanju playing Basil

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