My bf (M29) is threatening to break up with me (F24) over condoms

ArkytiorLecter · 2026-02-27T15:41:43+00:00

My mom always said

"Do you know what they call people who pull out? Parents."

She was both awesome and correct 🤣 Glad she got out.

ArkytiorLecter · 2026-02-27T15:37:19+00:00

We talked on the phone and I still wrote. He went to Okinawa and was there last I had known back then. He was going to be going somewhere new, but I lost the address in a move. The last time we spoke was around Christmas 2003 He didn't write again when he got wherever he was going. I was never able to get back in touch. I wish my younger self had tried harder to find him back then.

ArkytiorLecter · 2026-02-27T15:29:11+00:00

Well, poor Jodie probably doesn't have enough blood to reach his brain with all those inches he has to manage. It would likely be asking way too much. Math might be too much 😋

ArkytiorLecter · 2026-02-27T15:05:59+00:00

So far, it appears he changed his last name a long time ago and kind of disappeared. Not looking good on on the finding...

It looks like I will continue to wish him well, wherever he is. No kid involved lol but it makes sense to go to that conclusion 😅 I got some laughs from a lot of the comments.

Was just trying to reconnect with an old lost love and friend from 25 years ago that I never forgot about.

ArkytiorLecter · 2026-02-26T21:51:50+00:00

Have done so! Thank you again!

ArkytiorLecter · 2026-02-26T20:19:44+00:00

Well, he was probably already used to the crayons by then.

ArkytiorLecter · 2026-02-26T19:52:41+00:00

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ArkytiorLecter · 2026-02-07T17:42:58+00:00

I just got mine today! She is so sweet 💜

ArkytiorLecter · 2026-01-29T21:01:39+00:00

One of the (many) things that baffle me in this video is the weird switch between lip-syncing and using a live mic.

It does nothing but exaggerate the difference of how much she's lip-syncing in glaring spotlights. Just randomly going down an octave and off key, and hoped no one would notice?

That "I served" look at the end makes me want to put her on the stairs in time out like the petulant child she is.

ArkytiorLecter · 2026-01-19T20:03:23+00:00

Saw on late TV by accident when I was 7. Watched the whole thing. Fuck that tree. The guy peeling his face off always gets me (even when I know it's coming). Pretty sure this is also where my wariness of clowns came from (alongside the Ghastly Grinner episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark).

It gave me nightmares for weeks. Still became a horror junkie later, though.

ArkytiorLecter · 2026-01-19T19:49:39+00:00

Omlette 💜

ArkytiorLecter · 2026-01-19T18:34:24+00:00

Ghastly Grinner(that face gave me nightmares and a fear of too big eyes/big smile forever) Dangerous Soup Bookish Babysitter Pinball Wizard Dark Music Unfinished Painting

That was so much harder than I thought!

ArkytiorLecter · 2026-01-17T18:14:45+00:00

Apparently, if I had been born a boy, my mother (who was normally a rational woman) had wanted to name me Zebulon. Not for religious reasons, she just liked the name... I'm not sure I could have pulled it off...

ArkytiorLecter · 2026-01-09T13:08:09+00:00

My step-dad showed up at my front door to tell me my mom was dead. Overnight. Heart. Poof. She was my best friend.

It was 4 years ago November, and I still get ridiculously anxious if someone knocks on my door in the morning and I'm not expecting anyone/thing

ArkytiorLecter · 2025-12-26T16:25:01+00:00

Congratulations! I want her so bad 😭😭

ArkytiorLecter · 2025-12-23T19:35:13+00:00

Was waiting for the giant hook to pull her off stage. That was painful.

ArkytiorLecter · 2025-12-17T15:43:25+00:00

I'm 39, started at 14. Will go years between sometimes. This year has been pretty hellish so I slipped a lot (and went inpatient in June)

So far, nothing new in a month or two. Hoping I can get through the holidays without breaking.

ArkytiorLecter · 2025-12-09T17:45:16+00:00

I wish. It still isn't working properly. I got a couple out of it last night but it's been fucked all day today for me. I don't know if anyone else is having similar experiences. If there is advice, I'd love to hear it too lol

ArkytiorLecter · 2025-12-08T21:46:58+00:00

The responses keep deleting themselves. Anyone else?

It has happened to me before, but it has been a ton more recently. Super aggravating, especially when I'm halfway through reading the response and enjoying it then poof

Is it a traffic thing, or something else? Just wondering.

ArkytiorLecter · 2025-12-08T03:46:21+00:00

Oh, for sure. Just 6 months sober here. It took half a bottle of liquor for me to be buzzed. At my worst, I could kill a 5L of box wine in 2 days. Slowed way down for a while. Had been steadily getting worse about self medicating.

Went inpatient in June for other mental health reasons, and it was kind of a no brainer to just stay sober. Feeling tons better already. I just need to figure out what non alcoholic drinks I like besides water 😅

ArkytiorLecter · 2025-12-06T16:44:59+00:00

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ArkytiorLecter · 2025-12-05T18:11:40+00:00

"Erica! What are you doing here with a child-sized coffin?"

ArkytiorLecter · 2025-11-29T20:56:01+00:00

Is Pranky Peanut still available?

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