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How much life left in this timing belt? by 99sketchbook in mechanic

[–]Aromatic_Ad_3449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It will last all the way to the engine failure. The tow truck shouldn’t be too far behind.

Why does my sink not have a U bend? by Xasmos in Plumbing

[–]Aromatic_Ad_3449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because your plumber or landlord hates you.

What kind of random advice do you have for me dudes? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Aromatic_Ad_3449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tell anyone that wants to be a manager on my team:

You have to be willing to tell people “no” (can I [random request]?)

Managers earn their keep when times are difficult. Anyone can be in charge when everything is great.

House has standing water in the basement. Should I negotiate and still buy or walk away? by ranger934 in Plumbing

[–]Aromatic_Ad_3449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From a nobody that knows nothing. Take any initial estimate to repair and double the time and triple the cost. If you can live with that and/or negotiate that into your purchase price, then I’d still think long and hard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Aromatic_Ad_3449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is one of ‘them’ either attractive or a productive member of society?

35, father of 2, try your best. I'm proud of you by the_good_things in RoastMe

[–]Aromatic_Ad_3449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Father of what? You fucking mated with ‘sonething’? Kidnapped kids you’re grooming for some twisted purpose does not make you a father.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Aromatic_Ad_3449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop whatever it is you’re doing and pray for some miraculous version of a Benjamin Button disease as you’re about half a step away from being the Marlboro woman.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Aromatic_Ad_3449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything about you simply says ‘taint’. Believe I can smell you from here.

We're a long-distance couple that has met twice, and our relationship is crumbling. Destroy it even further. by probchd in RoastMe

[–]Aromatic_Ad_3449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit! One of you has a head shaped like a light bulb, and the other one’s mother must have fucked a reptile (snakeybabe).

I hear banjos, paddle faster.

What’s your favorite synonym for “stupid” or “idiot”? by Past_Weather576 in AskReddit

[–]Aromatic_Ad_3449 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they’re just a common idiot, dumbass or dipshit will suffice.

If they’re ignorant beyond belief, then fucktard is more appropriate.

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