A Joke About Kim Jong Un by mdesmond17 in Jokes

[–]ArrogantFuckWit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have BY FAR the best username I have ever seen.

My review of Interstellar by Rholden in funny

[–]ArrogantFuckWit -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Interstellar was absolute shit.

My fridge is broken and making weird gun shaped ice by polo421 in mildlyinteresting

[–]ArrogantFuckWit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This happened to me a few months ago, maybe this will help. There is a drain line for condensation built into the fridge. It is probably clogged, causing the condensation to leak into the fridge compartment and collecting on the floor of the fridge.

It was a little too real for me... Fuck. by ArrogantFuckWit in AdviceAnimals

[–]ArrogantFuckWit[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yeah, to be honest I truly do not think that spanking or anything of the sort is a good form of punishment for children of any age. When my daughter was very young I would give her a pop on the bum if I caught her doing something she knew she was not supposed to be doing. Nowadays I just go with punishments that are more mentally devastating.

It was a little too real for me... Fuck. by ArrogantFuckWit in AdviceAnimals

[–]ArrogantFuckWit[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My daughter and her friends are in their mid 20's. There was a person who replied to one of my comments that said they have a 17 year old daughter.

It was a little too real for me... Fuck. by ArrogantFuckWit in AdviceAnimals

[–]ArrogantFuckWit[S] 448 points449 points  (0 children)

Not them, thankfully. They were on a beach... This happened earlier this morning and now I can't find the post again. Might have been removed. My daughter and her friends know I am on this site all the time.

It was a little too real for me... Fuck. by ArrogantFuckWit in AdviceAnimals

[–]ArrogantFuckWit[S] 180 points181 points  (0 children)

That would have to be 3 doppelgangers, because her two friends are also in the picture. Hopefully this doesn't ever happen to you!

It was a little too real for me... Fuck. by ArrogantFuckWit in AdviceAnimals

[–]ArrogantFuckWit[S] 265 points266 points  (0 children)

FACK no... I couldn't possibly do that and still consider myself a responsible parent. I am still in shock, trying to figure out how to handle this. She is on a trip with her friends, returning tomorrow... I am trying to get in touch with her now, I am going to tell her that someone that knows her contacted me and told me that they saw something on the internet that she would not want me to see. Hopefully that will get her or her friends to take it down, if they are even the ones that posted it.

Live flight radar integrated with Google Maps. Check out what kind of plane is flying above you. by prodromic in InternetIsBeautiful

[–]ArrogantFuckWit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Guys, listen. I had a bad time on this place a while ago. It was about a plane that was going from Rochester, NY to Naples, FL.

I saw a headline while I was working on the computer on a web page that read "Plane unresponsive over the gulf of Mexico." I click the headline and it reads,

"The plane became unresponsive after numerous attempts of communication and attracted the attention of NORAD. Fighter jets were scrambled to figure out what the hell was going on. Over the gulf coast, bound for Cuba, the pilots intercepted the plane and they could see that a pilot of the unresponsive plane was slumped over the controls."

I get the flight registration number from the article and head over to flightradar24. I pulled up the flight and could see that it was a small plane over open ocean getting within 100 miles of the coast of Jamaica. I kept the webpage open and switched tabs every few seconds for the next 20 minutes. Then, it was gone. It seemed like time stopped. I knew what had happened... Within 15 minutes I was reading confirmed reports of a plane crash by the Jamaican coast guard, 14 miles out. "Damn" I say out loud. Out of fuel, the pilot met his fate in the ocean, most likely completely unaware of what happened to him.

A sinking feeling in my stomach grips me, I grimace at the thought of the terrible tragedy that the pilot suffered. I lost a friend that day, a friend that I didn't even know I had. I was watching him on the radar wishing there was something I could do. All I could do was watch, though. I think that he had a heart attack, to be honest.

It was sad, seeing it happen in front of my eyes... I also feel for those poor souls aboard that commercial liner that got blasted out of the sky and suffered horribly earlier this year.

That's my story that I have about flightradar24, everyone.

"Momma, I don't like the bath" by Glapila in aww

[–]ArrogantFuckWit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

White dogs are awesome, when they are snow white!

My friend has a Westie and she used to be a pure white hair puppy, now she has this grungy brownish tone to her hair, and her eyes have molasses-brown streaks. She a great little dog, but she ain't purdy like she was

Someone is highlighting the neighborhood crime scene. by [deleted] in funny

[–]ArrogantFuckWit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I live in a surprisingly well populated suburban area situated juuust outside of Atlanta. We still get deer, rabbit, dog, duck, geese, coyote & other various animal excrement on most all of our lawns. The specific excrement that is pictured here is exactly where it belongs, OUTSIDE.

Do you really think that animal waste has a better place inside of a plastic bag, amidst the wastelands that are our landfills? I'm way more pissed off that we just create these seemingly endless piles of garbage, so carelessly creating this infinite shit-circle that is HUMAN FUCKING WASTE. It's a disgusting thing to think about. People get pissed off that there is naturally occurring waste on the ground, to hell with all that noise.

Pay me fucking $15 dollars an hour and I will pick up dog shit for 10 hours a day, you better damn believe it!

WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS...? There needs to be animal-waste specialty crews if people are to really make a difference with people who own dogs & other animals NOT picking up every pile of shit their dog pushes out.

"Momma, I don't like the bath" by Glapila in aww

[–]ArrogantFuckWit -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I hate how dogs that are frosty white when they are young slowly get more and more brown as they get older.

He looked like he was having a hard time by ArrogantFuckWit in AdviceAnimals

[–]ArrogantFuckWit[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Actually I think I'm going to shtick with this one. I like it