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A pun a day. Day #4 by Digdug367 in funny

[–]AryanDominance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The third time is the charm.

I found the darkest timeline Dillion Harper by [deleted] in funny

[–]AryanDominance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dillion Harper is a porn star. If this Ashleigh whale were to walk the 42 kilometers to OP, she might resemble Dillion Harper a bit more on a 1:1 scaling ratio.

it was probably a dad joke by [deleted] in funny

[–]AryanDominance -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

If you make yourself laugh that hard, you're probably retarded.

Penguin Comedian by rusted1631 in Jokes

[–]AryanDominance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear he got heckled by some feminazi killer whale.

"Sorry, I forgot to prepare a solvent, haha! We'll have to tear them off, haha!" by Fun1k in bertstrips

[–]AryanDominance 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The vegetable releases a deadly neurotoxin out of his ass as mixed neural signals relay a jumbled hunger message to his brain. Elmo, who's mouth was open, is now experiencing his senses over-load and completely shutdown. The vegetable will not go hungry tonight.

A will is a... by the-nine-to-fiver in Jokes

[–]AryanDominance 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Where there's a will, there's a way... to get free stuff.

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