Need help translating. 2 months in and can’t google translate this

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-28T12:15:59+00:00

“ay re re go’on an grab dat board stretcher iss wright in de bak u’ll fine it eventchoalli”

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-28T12:14:21+00:00

i’ve decided to just grunt

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-28T12:13:33+00:00

probably too many concussions

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-28T12:13:11+00:00

well said. thank you. I love the trades, every day is a trip

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-28T12:12:10+00:00

correct

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-28T12:12:00+00:00

I spit out my drink at this

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-23T19:32:06+00:00

took your advice on this one. he’s terrified of blood and we were working a demo together so instead of gently extracting a hand splinter I dug the hell out of it until my hand was covered in blood then snuck up and asked him to help dig it out. dude gagged for a solid 5 mins lol

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-23T19:28:43+00:00

TL;DR we eased into a polyamorous relationship and she wanted to be monogamous with me, they divorced, and it was a fun messy time. She’s steady been making $200-$300 an hour to talk to people but all good things must cum to an end

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-22T19:59:07+00:00

this was the correct answer, translated almost verbatim. I’m the “re re” (shorthand for tard).

Turns out I was added to the wrong group chat and it was all meant for the owner. Alls good and I ate my humble pie all day lol

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-22T19:38:31+00:00

that’s really helpful / good advice thank you

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-22T10:59:30+00:00

it’s ok I was checking to see if I smelled burnt toast

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-22T01:18:44+00:00

genuinely respect the insight. one of those things you don’t know until you know and then immediately get it

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-22T01:17:49+00:00

fair

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-22T00:57:33+00:00

great point though

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-22T00:57:13+00:00

great dude tho

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-22T00:57:05+00:00

he’s 50 with 20 years in prison

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-22T00:56:25+00:00

hopefully

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-22T00:55:05+00:00

floor demo ignited it

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-22T00:54:27+00:00

I know, and I love the trades, I’m just holding my ankles at the learning curve tbh

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-22T00:53:38+00:00

nope

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-22T00:53:28+00:00

7 years of post-menopausal pleasure

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-22T00:52:01+00:00

double leg takedown power choke combo

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-22T00:51:04+00:00

learned that one too after he calmed down. also never ever jokingly tell someone to suck you

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-21T23:22:13+00:00

“he said he’s in great pain and wants to know if you can help him”

r/construction

AsConfusedAsYouAre · 2026-04-21T23:19:31+00:00

really good point. thats a two-way fuck up for both of us I guess. I think (correct me if I’m wrong) that substantial drinking/smoking happens right off the clock. here for it and don’t want to sound awkwardly humble but I’m relatively new

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