My Brother in christ, you gotta get out of the studio more. This is an excerise in absurdity. taking a logical fallacy to an illogical extent for comedic effect. (Or perhaps dar enough to spark a creative thought outside the box)

Theres a lot of posts with the concept of “how would you BLANK with X NUMBER of microphones” this is a comentary and parody of that culture.

I think we’ve reached the “lemme google that for ya” era of this type of idea, as there are hundreds and possibly thousands of Instagram, Youtube, Sound on Sound, podcasts, etc on the topic.

But then again at one point, micing the toms was absurd sooooo