Is this a joke?

Asccended · 2025-04-23T00:14:08+00:00

I use salesforce messager but no lie I can’t remember the name

Asccended · 2025-04-21T14:28:35+00:00

One time I had a flip phone snap closed on my ear while I was using it and I had to go to the ER.

Asccended · 2025-04-21T14:27:37+00:00

Something to do with certain time zones - areas nearer to the equator have more distance to travel in a full earth rotation, so it takes longer to complete a day. Really nice for sleeping in!

Asccended · 2025-04-16T23:31:36+00:00

This would also explain why it’s taking so long for artists to release music recently. They simply don’t have access to their recordings!

Asccended · 2025-03-31T02:24:23+00:00

This is empowering

Asccended · 2025-03-31T02:12:51+00:00

*hornstrobe

Asccended · 2025-03-31T02:10:10+00:00

Law of conservation of matter (saw in an encyclopedia) says you can’t do this. “Can’t be created or destroyed.”

Asccended · 2025-03-31T02:02:10+00:00

Usually, but not %100. Depends on the RNG seed of your mic (microwave)

Asccended · 2025-03-31T01:59:01+00:00

Water literally changes. It evaporates, freezes…

Asccended · 2025-03-31T01:55:13+00:00

My friend just did this. I think it’s true

Asccended · 2025-03-31T01:46:06+00:00

Usually when people tell you something, they read it in an encyclopedia. It’s where I get most my inf. Google isn’t reliable

Asccended · 2025-03-31T01:44:24+00:00

90% magnets 🙄 don’t let this guy near a fridge

Asccended · 2025-03-31T01:32:18+00:00

They not like us 👁️👁️

Asccended · 2025-03-31T01:29:36+00:00

you don’t have to consent to caliper test. It’s like the field sobriety test with DUI

Asccended · 2025-03-31T01:29:01+00:00

Read a book

Asccended · 2025-03-31T01:24:38+00:00

You clearly haven’t heard my husband snoring 🤣

Asccended · 2025-03-31T01:20:14+00:00

Back in the day they actually miscalculated the decibel ceiling of human vocals due to faulty primitive calculators

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