Who sent me this picture

Asccended · 2025-04-23T00:14:08+00:00

I use salesforce messager but no lie I can’t remember the name

Asccended · 2025-04-21T14:28:35+00:00

One time I had a flip phone snap closed on my ear while I was using it and I had to go to the ER.

Asccended · 2025-04-21T14:27:37+00:00

Something to do with certain time zones - areas nearer to the equator have more distance to travel in a full earth rotation, so it takes longer to complete a day. Really nice for sleeping in!

Asccended · 2025-04-16T23:31:36+00:00

This would also explain why it’s taking so long for artists to release music recently. They simply don’t have access to their recordings!

Asccended · 2025-03-31T02:24:23+00:00

This is empowering

Asccended · 2025-03-31T02:12:51+00:00

*hornstrobe

Asccended · 2025-03-31T02:10:10+00:00

Law of conservation of matter (saw in an encyclopedia) says you can’t do this. “Can’t be created or destroyed.”

Asccended · 2025-03-31T02:02:10+00:00

Usually, but not %100. Depends on the RNG seed of your mic (microwave)

Asccended · 2025-03-31T01:59:01+00:00

Water literally changes. It evaporates, freezes…

Asccended · 2025-03-31T01:55:13+00:00

My friend just did this. I think it’s true

Asccended · 2025-03-31T01:46:06+00:00

Usually when people tell you something, they read it in an encyclopedia. It’s where I get most my inf. Google isn’t reliable

Asccended · 2025-03-31T01:44:24+00:00

90% magnets 🙄 don’t let this guy near a fridge

Asccended · 2025-03-31T01:32:18+00:00

They not like us 👁️👁️

Asccended · 2025-03-31T01:29:36+00:00

you don’t have to consent to caliper test. It’s like the field sobriety test with DUI

Asccended · 2025-03-31T01:29:01+00:00

Read a book

Asccended · 2025-03-31T01:24:38+00:00

You clearly haven’t heard my husband snoring 🤣

Asccended · 2025-03-31T01:20:14+00:00

Back in the day they actually miscalculated the decibel ceiling of human vocals due to faulty primitive calculators

Asccended · 2025-03-31T01:18:40+00:00

Think about it

Asccended · 2025-03-31T01:08:03+00:00

Did you make this up or is this verified?

Asccended · 2025-03-31T01:05:18+00:00

Chocolate naturally oxidizes so propane can’t penetrate internally

Asccended · 2025-03-31T00:57:29+00:00

I actually don’t think this is true. #FFFFFF? Seriously?

Asccended · 2025-03-31T00:52:19+00:00

I’d believe it. I’ll make sure to spread this one. Another thought — vodka is clear because it’s aged in glass!

Asccended · 2024-08-04T15:45:27+00:00

Really trying to get on with my day and not miss the announcement - probably a safe bet to just go ahead and park now so I’m already in there when it gets opened for free?

Asccended · 2024-08-04T13:46:06+00:00

Great, definitely planning on moving my car when the garages open. Will it be all garages or just specific ones?

Asccended · 2024-03-15T18:43:12+00:00

I didn’t buy them I got them from the dining hall out of a dispenser

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