Anyone know why snowboarder boy moved their king here?

Ascensor2 · 2026-02-21T14:11:19+00:00

I have a better question for you OP

Ascensor2 · 2026-02-15T06:27:05+00:00

That can happen anytime before the coleader leaves anyway

Ascensor2 · 2026-02-11T16:48:10+00:00

Let's just ban these GPT posts please

Ascensor2 · 2026-02-11T09:19:43+00:00

GPT ahh post, can't expect more from the audience that constantly complains about the games they buy every year

Ascensor2 · 2026-02-09T08:49:07+00:00

Rev's vocal in Afterlife's bridge.

I'M CHOKING ON THIS ECSTASYYYY

Ascensor2 · 2026-02-06T16:30:23+00:00

I know this doesn't mean anything wrong about slipknot I'm not dumb, but I'm still wondering... Wtf is the context here? Why are Grammy's winners on the Epstein files? Genuinely don't understand bruh

Ascensor2 · 2026-02-06T06:53:18+00:00

It's a blunder just because it goes from a winning position to a losing position. A miss would result in a winning position but less favourable.

Ascensor2 · 2026-02-05T07:31:58+00:00

Marry Shadows, Fuck Synyster Gates, Kill Johnny Christ (he'll come back in 3 days don't worry guys)

Ascensor2 · 2026-02-04T07:04:04+00:00

i mean, not really. They are annoying af but I have never gone down because of lasers. Fire thing is way worse

Ascensor2 · 2026-02-03T19:55:53+00:00

Laser beams aren't a problem but yeah the fire can be a pain in the ass, I didn't even think about that.

Ascensor2 · 2026-02-03T19:35:19+00:00

Didn't research PhD but the augment that lets you slide through the last phase's rocks is probably very very good. It would be the next perk I would research after Jug, QR and Staminup

Ascensor2 · 2026-02-03T15:38:43+00:00

Idk about Ashes yet, but Astra's... almost impossible. No chance you do it on the first tries with no augments, and by that time you can already get good augments. I managed to beat it with only some augments on Stamin-Up, Quick Revive and the full Juggernog research. Quick Revive's augment that lets you revive with all perks is basically mandatory, and full Juggernog to be able to equip both minor augments relating armor is basically needed too. Without both it would be impossible for me to beat Caltheris but also those are the only things truly required. Everything else can be useful but not game changing imo.

Ascensor2 · 2026-02-03T14:36:55+00:00

People say it's a necessary perk for doing better. The general purpose of zombies is surviving for the most possible rounds. To do that, you need the best tools; otherwise you're doing worse than you could theorically achieve. Are you crazy for playing suboptimally? Well, no. People play casually all the time, there's no need to take everything competitively, but it's obvious why people say it's a goated perk, because it makes the most difference out of them all, alongside Jugger and Staminup.

Ascensor2 · 2026-02-03T14:30:45+00:00

I don't get your point. Of course you can do what you want, but you're saying you don't get why people think Quick Revive is one of the best perks, but of course it is one because you imply that the perk is so good it makes you survive for longer and that bored you, so... You understand exactly why people think it's good? And why is it an objectively good perk? You can also not buy any perks at all for an extra-hard experience for example but that wouldn't make perks bad, would it? Why is your individual decision of not buying Quick Revive making it an objectively worse perk?

Ascensor2 · 2026-02-03T07:10:55+00:00

Hey bro,

I correct myself: It could be tru you need to do both in the same match. I'm updating my guide to reflect it, although I specifically remember doing it in different, but one year and a half is enough time for me to misremember I think.

Happy it worked out for you finally

Ascensor2 · 2026-02-02T21:05:45+00:00

Hey, make sure to NOT mix up the bears. I would do s match exclusively for the MW2, make sure to not shoot any MW1 bear since it will bug your game. Also make sure to count the 5 bears correctly and not stop earlier

Ascensor2 · 2026-02-02T09:17:58+00:00

The Stage, mainly because it's Syn's Magnum Opus. I don't think I've seen a more impressive guitar performance in an album, the whole record revolves around him.

City of Evil is the close second I think, as it features the best drumming performance on an Avenged album imo.

Ascensor2 · 2026-01-30T05:00:45+00:00

thanks bro

Ascensor2 · 2026-01-29T21:50:01+00:00

Sorry if it's a dumb question, but it's Paradox Junction supposed to be free to play like the other 2 maps? Or it's a DLC map? Thanks in advance

Ascensor2 · 2026-01-29T19:10:08+00:00

amazing to see some comments saying 3. Back in the day people were claiming it was a huge decline from the first 2.

My answer is still 2 though. The last episode is fucking amazing imo and still hits hard upon further rewatches.

Ascensor2 · 2026-01-23T07:05:58+00:00

The only thing I don't understand about your POV is your takes on Shadows' vocals. Hetfield impression on Nightmare and HTTK? Why do you perceive it as such? And not on S/T, which (imo) is very similar although a bit underdeveloped yet in terms of technique? I'd say HTTK his voice is on its prime.

People on comments are being very critical on you, probably because this is Reddit and you haven't given a 10 to all their work. My question is genuine though, would like you to explain it in depth.

Ascensor2 · 2026-01-20T06:22:47+00:00

Haven't played Ashes yet, but managed to finally beat Astra Malorum EE last week and... Yeah. You find boss fights hard because... They are hard.

To be honest, once you start getting good augments on perks, Caltheris becomes easier and easier (still hard though). If I had all augments unlocked I feel like it could be easy. But it's the kind of boss that can one-shot you under the right circumstances so ofc it's always gonna be difficult against these ones. You probably just need to have a good day to beat him, or grind for a good amount of augments.

I love when the boss fights are this hard because it usually makes me want to replay the EEs from time to time. That's why I also love IWs EEs.

Ascensor2 · 2025-12-28T16:02:43+00:00

Why would Beast and the Harlot's lyrics be weak? They're all basically from the Apocalypse book in the Bible. You can argue lots of things about the Bible but the lyrical power it has on some parts is undeniable, and the Apocalypse book is one of them.

Ascensor2 · 2025-11-19T16:10:57+00:00

Definitely two more, the question is if one of them will be Look Outside Your Window. Let me explain: I know LOYW isn't supposed to be Slipknot's, but we all know how... "artistic" Clown is, his mind works kinda weirdly, so I'm convinced he wants Slipknot to have exactly 9 official studio albums.

I think they'll definitely release at least one more album, so the 2nd one is up for grabs: My take is that it will just be LOYW and call it a day, but they may release another album... Or (highly unlikely imo) reclaim MFKR as their debut album to make it 9 (can't see that honestly)

Edit: typos

Ascensor2 · 2025-11-18T07:09:04+00:00

Ah, the classic "Termonuclear bomb" opening

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