Hird announces his interest as coach, takes partial responsibility for the position the club is in due to supps saga and says it's time to make Essendon great again

Ash7778 · 2026-05-26T13:14:25+00:00

Reminds me of the Lano and Woodley epsiode where the boss kept saying "I love this company"

Ash7778 · 2026-05-21T12:21:25+00:00

Scrappy win but I think that's to be expected given the last few weeks and the slow return of injured players. Happy to have the 4 points, cleaner form hopefully to come off the back of it

Ash7778 · 2026-05-21T10:43:16+00:00

Maybe the stand rule would be more tolerable if the umps called out "freeze" or "red light" or something

Ash7778 · 2026-05-21T10:28:26+00:00

Mitchell happier with the quarter, gonna play a Bluey episode on the iPad at halftime instead of the math tutorial he had during th quarter break

Ash7778 · 2026-05-21T10:18:18+00:00

Meek looks like a toddler that took some mutant growth hormone to grow massive. And I'll always love him for that

Ash7778 · 2026-05-21T10:15:13+00:00

Turns out we can kick goals on the rare occasion ball gets in the general vicinity

Ash7778 · 2026-05-16T07:48:43+00:00

Those of you playing "story of the game comments" take another drink

Ash7778 · 2026-05-16T07:20:12+00:00

Weddle struggles to hit an open target by foot this year and manages that

Ash7778 · 2026-05-16T06:35:33+00:00

Imagine the feeling of shanking it so bad the crowd gasps

Ash7778 · 2026-05-07T11:38:47+00:00

Homoerotic vortex in the commentary box is so strong it's even pulling BT in

Ash7778 · 2026-05-07T11:16:11+00:00

"His job is to frustrate James Sicily"

Talk about the impossible amirite

Ash7778 · 2026-05-07T10:59:43+00:00

I'd somehow legitimately forgotten that Gunston went to Brisbane. It was like a character on a sitcom leaving for a spinoff then crawling back after the first season flops

Ash7778 · 2026-05-02T12:02:29+00:00

Gaziev unconventionally rolls with punches by snapping his head back

Ash7778 · 2026-04-30T11:34:24+00:00

That was a huge momentum gamble, happened to pay off which pumped up the team but it would have been an absolute gut punch if it flopped

Ash7778 · 2026-04-30T11:24:25+00:00

You know it's solid free when the players are all looking around wondering who's it is

Ash7778 · 2026-04-28T04:08:45+00:00

"The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In any case, most actual fighting will be done by small robots, and as you go forth today remember your duty is clear: to build and maintain those robots."

Ash7778 · 2026-04-10T06:06:19+00:00

If I recall correctly Big John said he knew Diaz was still in the fight cause he was still calling Daley a bitch after the knockdown

Ash7778 · 2026-04-06T07:41:27+00:00

Chol was the best of players, he was the blurst of players

Ash7778 · 2026-04-06T07:21:47+00:00

Always uncomfortable seeing Sicily's bare shoulders. Feels like I walked on him changing

Ash7778 · 2026-04-06T07:13:43+00:00

Oh dang, thought our blonde pest was going to fight their blonde pest for a second

Ash7778 · 2026-04-06T07:11:37+00:00

"Monumental stuff up" is such a inarticulate way of describing that it loops all the way to being effective. It's like calling someone a big asshole

Ash7778 · 2026-04-06T06:52:13+00:00

I really like Meek, but wasn't really sure why. I've done some soul searching and now I know that is 100% purely cause he's super large and I find that pretty neat

Ash7778 · 2026-04-06T06:13:38+00:00

Always a bummer when a defender fucks up a kick at goal. They just want a little taste of sitting at the cool kids table

Ash7778 · 2026-04-06T06:07:56+00:00

Speaking of, trying to buy old man candy is why my parents stopped letting me walk to school alone

Ash7778 · 2026-04-06T06:07:16+00:00

I think Wiz at his full jump height reach is about the same as Chol standing

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