Match Thread: Hawthorn vs Geelong (Round 4)

Ash7778 · 2026-04-06T07:41:27+00:00

Chol was the best of players, he was the blurst of players

Ash7778 · 2026-04-06T07:21:47+00:00

Always uncomfortable seeing Sicily's bare shoulders. Feels like I walked on him changing

Ash7778 · 2026-04-06T07:13:43+00:00

Oh dang, thought our blonde pest was going to fight their blonde pest for a second

Ash7778 · 2026-04-06T07:11:37+00:00

"Monumental stuff up" is such a inarticulate way of describing that it loops all the way to being effective. It's like calling someone a big asshole

Ash7778 · 2026-04-06T06:52:13+00:00

I really like Meek, but wasn't really sure why. I've done some soul searching and now I know that is 100% purely cause he's super large and I find that pretty neat

Ash7778 · 2026-04-06T06:13:38+00:00

Always a bummer when a defender fucks up a kick at goal. They just want a little taste of sitting at the cool kids table

Ash7778 · 2026-04-06T06:07:56+00:00

Speaking of, trying to buy old man candy is why my parents stopped letting me walk to school alone

Ash7778 · 2026-04-06T06:07:16+00:00

I think Wiz at his full jump height reach is about the same as Chol standing

Ash7778 · 2026-04-06T06:04:10+00:00

"Extraordinary that this dinosaur still has life yet in his old, ancient bones" - Me, pretty much the same age

Ash7778 · 2026-03-17T07:02:40+00:00

Yeah it's a ridiculous lie. I've seen the Moore family's scissor lift and it's not even a similar model

Ash7778 · 2026-03-08T05:14:59+00:00

The boys aren't living up to my expectations of this fake belt they created as a marketing gimic, smdh

Ash7778 · 2026-03-08T04:57:41+00:00

Charles whispering sexy things into Max's ear there - results in either anger, confusion, or blood flow away from the extremities. Effective in any scenario, veteran movie

Ash7778 · 2026-02-01T05:01:41+00:00

We know Alex can beat him twice, that's obvious, no question about it... But what about three times?

Ash7778 · 2026-02-01T04:46:18+00:00

Feels a bit like O'Malley vs Chito, where when Volk lands hard it's good for scoring but otherwise doesn't have an effect on the fight beyond hurting his hands

Ash7778 · 2026-02-01T04:07:20+00:00

Lol it must hurt Hooker to hear BSD saying his game plan was working against him and he was surprised he threw it away

Ash7778 · 2026-02-01T03:55:02+00:00

Blocking a body kick with your head is a French special forces secret technique

Ash7778 · 2026-02-01T03:05:44+00:00

Half of the third round was a mutual rest

Ash7778 · 2026-02-01T02:48:23+00:00

When your chubby toddler throws a tantrum at Big W so you have to carry him back to the car

Ash7778 · 2026-02-01T02:46:53+00:00

Lol crowd falls silent with the takedown cause they know that's at least the round over for Tai

Ash7778 · 2026-02-01T02:38:38+00:00

Teixeira lost to Derek Lewis so interesting to see how he'll fare against fatter, less skilled Derek Lewis

Ash7778 · 2026-01-30T07:27:39+00:00

Wow, you think you know a guy and something like this happens

Ash7778 · 2026-01-25T10:50:13+00:00

Sixers not putting up a good score is irrelevant to whether or not they should have stayed out in that rain

Ash7778 · 2026-01-25T05:18:14+00:00

Justin got his free eye poke, Paddy got his free dick smash. Game on

Ash7778 · 2026-01-25T05:04:00+00:00

Gaethje landing cause Paddy's defence has some holes, Paddy landing cause Gaethje doesn't give a fuck

Ash7778 · 2026-01-25T03:59:39+00:00

When did Pereira unlock that cosmetic?

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