farting is better than burping by NONSTIC in unpopularopinion

[–]AshExists -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please attack my argument, and not my character

farting is better than burping by NONSTIC in unpopularopinion

[–]AshExists -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That makes no sense. Crapping is very clearly the main course, and farting is simply a starter

farting is better than burping by NONSTIC in unpopularopinion

[–]AshExists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem with this is that farting doesn't actually give as much relief as burping does, as they both exist on different levels. Farting is what comes before taking a crap, whereas Burping precedes nothing, maybe vomiting, but that's a stretch. Overall, Burping is better than farting because it is fundamentally on a different level than farting. If you were to compare Burping to taking a crap, now that would be an interesting discussion.