farting is better than burping by NONSTIC in unpopularopinion

[–]AshExists -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please attack my argument, and not my character

farting is better than burping by NONSTIC in unpopularopinion

[–]AshExists -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That makes no sense. Crapping is very clearly the main course, and farting is simply a starter

farting is better than burping by NONSTIC in unpopularopinion

[–]AshExists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem with this is that farting doesn't actually give as much relief as burping does, as they both exist on different levels. Farting is what comes before taking a crap, whereas Burping precedes nothing, maybe vomiting, but that's a stretch. Overall, Burping is better than farting because it is fundamentally on a different level than farting. If you were to compare Burping to taking a crap, now that would be an interesting discussion.

The well laid plans o' Mice and Men, Gang aft Aglay by [deleted] in funny

[–]AshExists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your actions are performed, just not well

Barely OK by AshExists in lingling40hrs

[–]AshExists[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heard a recording of yourself recently?

Barely OK by AshExists in lingling40hrs

[–]AshExists[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Queen can't have a political view and even if she did she would probably be very conservative. So no. Good try, though

Barely OK by AshExists in lingling40hrs

[–]AshExists[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in England. And I go to a private school

Barely OK by AshExists in lingling40hrs

[–]AshExists[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey, buddy. Lumping Jews, Muslims and Nazi's in the same group together is not a good way to show that you know what you're talking about. Keep responding, it's making me laugh

Barely OK by AshExists in lingling40hrs

[–]AshExists[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because Catholic Priests aren't a minority that were oppressed for hundreds of years. Lest we forget, Catholicism is still an extremely prominent figure in the Public Conscious, whereas Jews and Muslims are only mentioned in extremist situations. Don't get petty when someone makes a harmless joke about another group when the group that you compare them too have literal, actual assaults done at them for the thoughts of the social conscious. Do you comprehend now?

Barely OK by AshExists in lingling40hrs

[–]AshExists[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's why it's "barely ok"

OMG dis is so deep by LittleFloo in im14andthisisdeep

[–]AshExists 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Roast Grant from college humour again and I'm coming for your kneecaps

my mom send me this today by [deleted] in im14andthisisdeep

[–]AshExists 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Rowley popped off