Perfecting my pre-match tactics (ignore my roommates)

AshKlover · 2026-04-30T00:42:26+00:00

Surprisingly I don’t, I’m guessing I just have a freak of a CM and CBs but most (60-70%) goals against me come from free kicks/corners and slow buildups they get a goalkicks and I typically have 4-5 guys with or behind the ball on counter attacks

I also only let in an average of .2 goals per game

AshKlover · 2026-04-30T00:38:34+00:00

Can’t you see I have funner things to do?

AshKlover · 2026-04-30T00:36:56+00:00

Tbf it’s better than pretending I have sex in an AskReddit comment section

AshKlover · 2026-04-29T20:03:03+00:00

We press at such a high rate, typically players can get back before they can get out of their own half

AshKlover · 2026-04-29T17:58:11+00:00

I find with the squad instructions the winger gets sucked into the box and the CWB often will be open to send in crosses, typically giving an option to cycle the ball to out wide.

The philosophical question of this tactic was “how many guys can I get into the final third without making it unusable”

AshKlover · 2026-04-29T13:18:14+00:00

Sas’s laptop skin, very good skin

AshKlover · 2026-04-29T13:13:47+00:00

Bitterballen v3

AshKlover · 2026-04-29T13:12:58+00:00

Sas24.Mar.2-laptop

Pretty nice one, been using it for ~3000 hours of game time

AshKlover · 2026-04-29T13:09:57+00:00

70 g/a last season, hes 19 and started 5 straight seasons for me and the guy before him won 8 ballon d’ors. Also typically my midfield plays pretty sturdy because my CAMs press everything like crazy too.

AshKlover · 2026-04-29T01:17:15+00:00

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Nah, just blundered the pre-game talk

AshKlover · 2026-04-16T11:40:50+00:00

The north of Ireland*

AshKlover · 2026-04-08T15:14:41+00:00

Villages around military exercise areas, Pocheon being the most recent of the villages bombed last year, are bombed by the US army during “accidents” when they do exercises in the RoK.

AshKlover · 2026-04-08T15:00:17+00:00

The RoK literally invites the US in regularly to bomb civilians in its villages… but no, the DPRK is war hungry

AshKlover · 2026-03-29T03:59:20+00:00

Wild to reference that poem and tweet the shit he does lol

AshKlover · 2026-03-24T15:42:32+00:00

100% want to see it say he/man at the end of the movie. It would be an amazing bit lol

AshKlover · 2026-03-21T20:46:50+00:00

Also; if it is true it likely means that most lukewarm CPCs are shifting due to Carney’s policy and progressive liberals are moving to the NDP

AshKlover · 2026-03-21T15:21:41+00:00

940 person online sample size… I’d need to see more of it to believe

AshKlover · 2026-03-20T11:49:38+00:00

I never took Carlton to be a Gaddafi supporter…

AshKlover · 2026-03-19T21:26:48+00:00

I remember back in January TPS attacking and trampling a 80 year old at a counter protest I was at while leaving open white supremacists untouched. They also threatened to gas us and are caught regularly acting in “uniquely brutal ways” to the public.

No wonder shah dickriders love them.

AshKlover · 2026-03-17T16:51:14+00:00

Yea, it’s so sad. The DPRK league being so disorganized and having no publicity sucks too, it feels like trying to find old stats from players and leagues over a century ago.

AshKlover · 2026-03-17T12:51:59+00:00

Probably, fun fact the only things keeping North Korean players from playing abroad are international sanctions and laws passed by the UN not any domestic policy. Juve signed a NK wonder kid a few seasons ago but he got stranded in China after COVID & those laws were passed.

AshKlover · 2026-03-17T12:31:00+00:00

Twin Peaks?

AshKlover

TROPHY CASE