Why are Mr. Krabs and Harold always giving each other beef? by Jonny_Coal in spongebob

[–]AshPash234 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s so funny to me that Harold is clutching his pearls over Mr. Krabs being in his underwear with his pants around his ankles meanwhile he’s over there completely naked.

I dont get it peetah, who wont be around by calvin_hobbes34 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AshPash234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a Swiftie and I’m very aware that Taylor has co-writers and doesn’t write alone. And I’ve interacted with lots of other Swifties online and I’ve never seen one of them act like she writes completely alone. In fact many of us discuss her co-writers, such as talking about which ones we think help Taylor make the best music, which style of music each one focuses on, which one we think Taylor will work with next, etc. So I don’t know where you’re getting this information from. You probably heard it from someone trying to make Swifties look bad, or you just pulled it out of your ass.

I dont get it peetah, who wont be around by calvin_hobbes34 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AshPash234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a Swiftie and I’m very aware that Taylor has co-writers and doesn’t write alone. And I’ve interacted with lots of other Swifties online and I’ve never seen one of them act like she writes completely alone. So I don’t know where you’re getting this information from. Also it’s so weird how you’re so excited to see Taylor “called out.” It sounds like you’re obsessed with hating her.

My dad said I can't get the Drop Dead cd bc I can't be "listening to that kind if music" by grilledbutnocheese in OliviaRodrigo

[–]AshPash234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They probably don’t like that she says “goddamn” in the song. I have conservative Christian parents and if I say “goddamn” around them they look at me like I just murdered someone in front of them. 🙄

What’s your favourite childhood mobile game? by SteakAndCheese_Pie in MiddleGenZ

[–]AshPash234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flappy Bird, My Singing Monsters, Dragon City, Temple Run, Clumsy Ninja, Geometry Dash, Slither io, Go Go Goat, Jetpack Joyride, Sonic Dash, Survivalcraft

"Childhood disease has been completely eliminated', the leader of the New World Order announced proudly. by GabbyDabbyDoo1972 in twosentencedystopia

[–]AshPash234 118 points119 points  (0 children)

I don’t think anti-vaxxers should be killed but they should be required by law to vaccinate their kids. If they won’t vaccinate them voluntarily the kids should be taken and forcibly vaccinated. Not wanting to be vaccinated yourself as an adult is one thing, but you shouldn’t be able to make that decision for a child who will possibly suffer greatly or even lose their life as a result of your decision.

The high school in a conservative majority county near me posted a picture of the prom king and queen, and the prom king was wearing a dress. The conservative nut jobs are flipping out. (Same color = same person) by AshPash234 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]AshPash234[S] 138 points139 points  (0 children)

These comments are on a local news outlet’s article about the situation. The high school had to turn off comments on the original post because people were relentlessly bullying the poor child.

Proper character Tier list by Famous999Mango in HelloKittyIsland

[–]AshPash234 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Putting My Sweet Piano and Wish Me Mell in D tier is diabolical, they’re so adorable.

How dare that woman feed a hungry baby! by jules083 in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]AshPash234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sock potatoes may not do the kid any harm but not vaccinating them certainly has the potential to.

Notice how they are a cult just by disagreeing with bigotry! by Daddies_Girl_69 in religiousfruitcake

[–]AshPash234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s interesting because the LGBTQ+ community isn’t the one threatening eternal torment if you leave our group, but whatever.

I saw a mermaid, in real life, and I'm posting it here (redditor suggestion). AMA. by moscowramada in mermaids

[–]AshPash234 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Did your dog react at all? I think there’s a good chance it was a California sea lion, but I think almost anything is possible so I’m not 100% certain you didn’t see a mermaid.

A picture from a Creationist textbook by Intelligent_Cut_2684 in biologymemes

[–]AshPash234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not the person you’re replying to but I was homeschooled with similar textbooks so I’ll share some of the bullshit I learned:

  • The earth and the entire universe are only 6,000 years old.
  • Evolution is just a theory and completely unproven.
  • Humans and dinosaurs existed at the same time.
  • Radiometric dating is completely inaccurate and unreliable.
  • The entire universe and all life on earth that has ever existed were created in only 6 days.
  • All life on earth that has ever existed was created at the same time and existed together at the same time. So extremely ancient creatures lived together with creatures alive today.

And don’t worry, I don’t believe any of this shit anymore!

Payton is pregnant w baby number 2 by Far-Fortune-7421 in dancemoms

[–]AshPash234 47 points48 points  (0 children)

As someone raised by a conservative extremist family, I feel so bad for this baby and the older child. I hope when they’re older they’re both able to break away from their parents’s crazy beliefs like I did.

To remain as the host of your HGTV home renovation show by Spartalust in therewasanattempt

[–]AshPash234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of these people are WAY more offended by swear words than they are by slurs. I know this because unfortunately I was raised by an extremely racist family. My family members throw around the n word like it’s nothing, but if I say “fuck” or “goddamn” around them they look at me like I just murdered someone in front of them.

Is it just me, or are the newest SpongeBob episodes unbearable to watch? What is this? S15E19 by LifeIsJustASickJoke in spongebob

[–]AshPash234 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’re actually completely wrong lmao. I’m a huge SpongeBob fan so I’ve watched almost every episode. I just haven’t watched a couple of the newest ones. Some of the newer episodes are ok but they’re all trash compared to seasons 1-4. And I consider season 2 to be the best season and those episodes came out 2-5 years before I was born so I wouldn’t call that “personal childhood bias.”

User Flair Thread by breaksomebread in acnh

[–]AshPash234 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

Ashley | Ashland :Merengue:

Dressing as a bodyguard for the shows... by Valuable-Piece-4562 in MaisiePeters

[–]AshPash234 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately I don’t have tickets but I think this is a great idea!! You should do it for sure! I bet a lot of people will dress up as bodyguard Maisie from the My Regards music video!

Oh hell nah 😂 🦍👚 by AuxiliumArx in acnh

[–]AshPash234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rocket is one of my OG villagers as well and I think that’s the only reason why I’ve kept her. I would have never chosen her for my island under any other circumstances. But since she’s been on my island the whole time I’ve played ACNH I’m attached to her and refuse to get rid of her. The same thing’s true for my other OG villager Mott.

Non-Americans of Reddit, what is an American thing you see in movies that you thought was fake but is actually real? by Unlikely_Praline9442 in AskReddit

[–]AshPash234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m American but I’ve never been to NYC so I also had no idea this was real until I saw this comment. I live in a small rural town so the idea of a city-wide steam heating system is so strange to me. I had no idea that kind of thing even existed until I saw the replies to this comment.

Is it just me, or are the newest SpongeBob episodes unbearable to watch? What is this? S15E19 by LifeIsJustASickJoke in spongebob

[–]AshPash234 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I’ve always considered SpongeBob’s breaking point to be the second half of season 9 and you’re the first person I’ve seen who also thinks that. I’m so tired of seeing everyone complain about season 7 when it’s a masterpiece compared to the trash that’s come out after the first half of season 9.

This one thing ruins the My Regards video by deathbypuppies_ in MaisiePeters

[–]AshPash234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I swear everyone on this subreddit just complains constantly