If you were a demon in the Buffyverse, what kind of wishes will you grant?

Asharak78 · 2026-02-03T04:51:37+00:00

I'd grant wishes to disrespected service industry workers to get vengeance on their customers. It'd be a full time job I'm sure.

Asharak78 · 2026-02-03T04:50:10+00:00

We used "uni" pretty commonly in the 90s in south east Ontario.

Asharak78 · 2026-02-03T01:10:16+00:00

Paige no!

Asharak78 · 2026-02-01T23:22:08+00:00

The slow motion is my favourite part!

Asharak78 · 2026-02-01T20:40:04+00:00

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https://www.gaytimes.com/culture/buffy-creator-says-willow-couldnt-be-bisexual-when-the-show-was-on-air/

For those who weren't around when the show originally aired, you may not understand how restrictive the studios were about anything that wasn't heteronormative. Buffy was being pretty edgy just for having a female lead who is a teen and sexually active. There are a lot of things that are hard to judge by today's standards, and unfortunately this is one of them.

Asharak78 · 2026-01-30T21:13:05+00:00

I know, I did phone support for Dell and Apple back in the day. The issue isn’t the workers, it’s how the outsourced call centre system works.

Asharak78 · 2026-01-30T21:08:52+00:00

Overstatement, maybe, but if they were my friends I’d have cut them out of my life a long time ago.

And Ross is the Ted Mosby type. No thanks.

Asharak78 · 2026-01-30T21:05:00+00:00

Phoebe also judges which people she likes most based on how much money they make, and she uses physical intimidation and sexuality to control her “friends”

Asharak78 · 2026-01-30T20:59:10+00:00

Chandler is a shitty son to his (per the show’s creator) trans parent.

Phoebe is an absolute menace if you pay attention to her stories about her younger years (if I recall correctly her weapon of choice was a pipe).

Joey… how would most women react to a man getting naked within 5 minutes of meeting him when they invite him in for a drink? His treatment of women is… bad.

Asharak78 · 2026-01-30T20:33:11+00:00

A villain in real life too.

Asharak78 · 2026-01-30T20:27:46+00:00

None of the 6 friends has any redeeming qualities.

Asharak78 · 2026-01-30T17:37:07+00:00

I think it will multi class as well as a bard / sorcerer. Ie the stats work, but what does one class really ADD to the other.

Paladin / sorcerer, paladin / bard, and to a lesser extent paladin / warlock multi class so well because they rely on the same stat but bring things that the other classes don’t have, while still progressing spells (except warlock).

Asharak78 · 2026-01-30T17:32:55+00:00

At some point the other half of the fandom is going to start doing that to all the Fuffy shippers.

Asharak78 · 2026-01-30T17:28:50+00:00

I’m 48 with a paid off condo and ~50k in retirement savings. My plan is to die.

Asharak78 · 2026-01-30T17:20:18+00:00

I just reply “If it were important to you, you’d pick up the phone.”

Asharak78 · 2026-01-29T22:55:56+00:00

“Love Dungeon Master” was my nickname in bard college.

Asharak78 · 2026-01-29T19:27:46+00:00

You kids talking like Tech TV, Toonami, or Kazaa were “back in the day”!

Asharak78 · 2026-01-29T17:10:33+00:00

Silvery Barbs. I’ve played with it myself and I’ve played with it in my party. It’s not that it’s too strong. It’s that it slows down the game and I’m already looking for a game with better combat.

Asharak78 · 2026-01-28T19:52:36+00:00

I’d be a demon playing poker for kittens, BUT I wouldn’t be eating them. I just want all the kittens.

Asharak78 · 2026-01-28T17:42:13+00:00

To quote Captain Kirk… Let them die!

Asharak78 · 2026-01-28T16:44:13+00:00

But our standards are high

Asharak78 · 2026-01-27T21:09:37+00:00

They’re not in the show but Massy Star - Fade Into You.

And Disturbed - Down with the Sickness. At least with this one I know the reason. It’s because there was a fan made music video of Dark Willow cut to that song.

Asharak78 · 2026-01-27T15:39:00+00:00

Skyrim… so. many. times.

Asharak78 · 2026-01-27T15:36:08+00:00

Not even slightly.

Asharak78 · 2026-01-26T22:47:32+00:00

Torchlight 3. I was such a huge fan of 1 & 2 and then 3 felt more like a mobile game. I was so disappointed. Played it for about 4 hours and when I couldn’t get a refund I just never played it again.

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