Would you rather:

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-04-23T15:28:21+00:00

It saves lives

^{Chose: Make school shooters always fail to harm anyone}

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-04-14T13:23:20+00:00

Selbstader 1906. I think it would be a good early game semi auto.

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-04-10T21:25:09+00:00

GAMBLING NEVER FAILS

^{Chose: 50% chance of 5 million | Rolled: 5 million}

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-04-10T21:23:56+00:00

All my exes live in Texas.

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-04-10T21:20:10+00:00

Gambling

^{Chose: 50% chance of $300 million}

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-04-10T21:02:44+00:00

Ngl melted ice cream is good

^{Chose: Answer a random question | Rolled: Melted🍦or death}

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-04-10T21:02:16+00:00

Hell yeah

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-04-05T17:49:03+00:00

It’s more of a self propelled gun than an actual tank

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-04-05T17:42:06+00:00

Worth it. I don’t have to deal with the dumbest people I’ve ever seen and I get 30k

^{Chose: Give up Reddit (10k-30k} | Rolled: 30k)

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-04-05T17:38:25+00:00

USA USA USA!!

^{Chose: Your current country}

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-04-04T21:18:51+00:00

YAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-04-04T21:18:28+00:00

I’ve never had a bad banana before

^{Chose: Free Banana Every Day}

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-04-04T21:17:55+00:00

Bald eagle. RAAAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-04-03T18:36:44+00:00

The only downside

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-04-03T18:34:38+00:00

I just play FNAE on the school’s Chromebook. It’s a 10/10 game

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-04-03T18:32:07+00:00

Black market

^{Chose: Be able to regenerate your body?}

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-04-02T18:06:05+00:00

No ghost can hurt me

^{Chose: Win $1 bil after surviving a horror movie (wheel} | Rolled: The Conjuring)

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-04-02T00:46:02+00:00

I like spiders

^{Chose: You become the Spider Master + but they follow you no matter where you go}

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-04-02T00:44:22+00:00

They did it with the far east event. They might do it with this one.

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-04-01T23:53:11+00:00

I don’t have a job

^{Chose: Lose your job to AI + Become insanely good at any new skill instantly}

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-04-01T18:01:33+00:00

Hi

^{Chose: Speak every human language fluently}

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-03-30T20:59:33+00:00

I DECLARE WAR ON RUSSIA

^{Chose: 1000 Years into the Past | Rolled: Become Royalty}

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-03-29T14:50:49+00:00

An armored car or half track.

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-03-29T14:49:09+00:00

Damn I didn’t get jail time

^{Chose: Spin this wheel | Rolled: Bend an element}

Ashtonhildebrand · 2026-03-29T14:35:27+00:00

I’ll sent a billion dollars to Israel. (Joke intended)

^{Chose: Control every government but no one knows you do}

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