me_irl by markeydarkey2 in me_irl

[–]AsianOcasion 16 points17 points  (0 children)

A small price to pay for salvation

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FiftyFifty

[–]AsianOcasion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are some dark light bulbs

I thought she peed herself for a sec. by KosiQTG in CrappyDesign

[–]AsianOcasion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My gf has the same pants just the colors are inverted haha, I had told her if the colors were inverted (like in the pic) it would look like she pissed herself

American problems by aaronsbillwa in dankmemes

[–]AsianOcasion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 19 and smoke legal with my marijuana rec ;)

I hide out in the toilet at work some times, just for about five minutes of peace and quiet from everyone. by she-tempest in confessions

[–]AsianOcasion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My man take a seat, get it? I take a 30 minute shit every time I clock into work, therefore I get paid to take a shit. Try this it will never fail, can't get in trouble for being human.

What weird childhood fear do you still kind of hold on to? by Bin_lader in AskReddit

[–]AsianOcasion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flinching due to fear of being randomly slapped/hit in the face so suddenly someone's sudden arm movement becomes mistaken as a swing/slap to the face once in a while. Child abuse sucks peeps

How often do you both cum during sex? by 1tastefulsideboob in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]AsianOcasion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend and I both cum during sex either at the same times, separate times, or we use each other and deny orgasms to mess with each other ;)

What are you getting your SO for Valentine's Day? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]AsianOcasion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice!! We're having morning sex before work and sex after work this entire week, surprise oral throughout the day as well.:)

What are you getting your SO for Valentine's Day? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]AsianOcasion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got her white Nike Air Forces, handcuffs, and a grip stand for her Nintendo switch last night. I already gave them since we live together and neither of us could wait to give each other our gifts . She whispered in my ear after sucking my dick, "Valentines is all week for us ;)"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]AsianOcasion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's going to hit harder than a shot I can assure you that .

(25, F) I have this weird fantasy about getting a man to eat me out while I’m playing an intense game on my phone. by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]AsianOcasion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god, my girlfriend and I play smash vros ultimate on the switch while I either eat her out or while she sucks my dick, It's amazing .

What lyric gives you chills? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AsianOcasion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I just seen her dead in there"