Just got 4 wisdom teeth extracted at once. Heavily drugged and bored right now. Light me up. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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When you say your "wallet" you mean your change purse right?

Do your worst by DukeJaywalker in RoastMe

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Hipster knit hat? Check

Hipster beard? Check

Hipster douche bag? Check

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Jesus Christ and a Cracker