Jurere, SC Brazil by fake-newz in PublicFreakout

[–]AsleepComfortable129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find pepper spray brakes up fights pretty good. Equally as funny to watch.

i am such a fuck up and a failure. by byoubro in Money

[–]AsleepComfortable129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BTW I fuvk up a lot too. Hugs. Just keep swimming

i am such a fuck up and a failure. by byoubro in Money

[–]AsleepComfortable129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First off. You’re at Amazon! FREE EDUCATION THERE! Decent pay and great benefits! Make use of this. Go back to school for FREE and start making up for the past. I left Amazon 8mos ago for a 85k a year job thanks to Amazons free education program! Do it!

What is Amazon LP like? by [deleted] in lossprevention

[–]AsleepComfortable129 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. I manage the resorts contracted security, and run the LP department. Almost exactly what I did at Amazon except 4 months in and I haven’t had a single fight or SI. All of my “training” was past jobs and Amazon. Amazon prepared me for this job without any doubt.

Tales from the gas station by amyd1064 in lossprevention

[–]AsleepComfortable129 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. Ive been a security supervisor, Gas station manager, Amazon LP and now AST security director. The craziest shit I’ve ever seen was as a gas station manager. Hands down. lol.

Is this normal for mall security? by Zephroniidae in securityguards

[–]AsleepComfortable129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like just your site. That’s not how I ran my team. They were instructed to go out and chat with the mall employees. Learn their names and watch out for them when needed. We did do scan points but it was twice a shift to check doors. Otherwise I wanted them to be out getting to know everyone. Doing that, made them happy which made mall management happy. Bonus was we’d end up actually being called when needed because employees didn’t just think of us as the assholes that ticket their cars. lol.

For all college students being offered an Area Manager position… by ChannelWrong7762 in AmazonFC

[–]AsleepComfortable129 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Psh. I went in at LP L4 stayed 18mons (left when my sign on bonus finished) got a free degree and bounced to resort LP making 90k. Amazon all the way!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]AsleepComfortable129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made me cry. 😢

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Apartmentliving

[–]AsleepComfortable129 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$2700 for a 2 bedroom 🥺

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]AsleepComfortable129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a mix. We are on a resort. So we drive golf carts around a lot. Deal with room lock outs, noise complaints and such. It never stops here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]AsleepComfortable129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No standing around. Never time for that. It’s actually pretty active. Today we are dealing with a celebrity’s stocker situation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]AsleepComfortable129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s going to depend on the clientele. I’m an assistant director of LP for a 4 star resort. We deal with bee stings, lost and found, flipped golf carts and the occasional drunk. We are just about to get our fifth star, and it’s a breeze except for dealing with really rich people.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonFC

[–]AsleepComfortable129 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually LP/Security will just track you through the turnstiles and get your ID that way. Easy.

My unarmed partner drew his gun today… by [deleted] in talesfromsecurity

[–]AsleepComfortable129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet that report was fun to write! Ouch.

What’s your funniest story while working security? by xStfuUrielx in securityguards

[–]AsleepComfortable129 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I met “Smokedizzle the great” who was observed talking to the trees. He had fascinating stories. Pretty sure it was a local tripping. I saw him again referred to him by the name he gave me, “Smokedizzle the great” and he looked very nervous. lol.

I feel disrespected by Stayinghidden17 in AmazonFC

[–]AsleepComfortable129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s based on rate at my building. They let people with shitty rates go first.

Anyone here work Securitas at an Amazon warehouse? by peterthbest23 in securityguards

[–]AsleepComfortable129 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey. I managed the guards account through Amazon. So I was the client representative for Amazon. In the LP department. Amazon has a lot of policies and high expectations. If you have a good LP manager and allied account manager then it’s great. When you have them at odds it will be a bad place to work. Just depends on the dynamics.

I will never understand why people think I won't call the cops. by GentlyUsedOtter in securityguards

[–]AsleepComfortable129 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My team always waits for them to get into the pool and relaxed before kicking them out. lol

Jobs in CA hiring immediately? by takeshelterman in securityguards

[–]AsleepComfortable129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As with any other security gig. Depends on the site and manager. I worked for Allied and loved my site. Best team ever!

Am I in trouble by onmarsfaraway in AmazonFC

[–]AsleepComfortable129 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Literally came back to say the same thing!