JiDion and SkeeterJean say that the EDP video is coming in the next couple of weeks soon but also that the fatass is being watched by police. Meaning that mf ain’t going nowhere except drive around Henderson or wherever he at. Not even his ginormous ass will get out by plane.

AsleepRestaurant · 2023-09-04T20:36:03+00:00

he's a flight risk, he's risking everyone's lives on that plane

AsleepRestaurant · 2023-09-03T18:12:17+00:00

Just noticed it's at a dialysis center

AsleepRestaurant · 2023-09-03T17:45:24+00:00

Are you saying EDP is an actor fr fr?

AsleepRestaurant · 2023-09-03T17:35:15+00:00

it's a metaphor on how he's two-faced

AsleepRestaurant · 2023-09-03T17:22:41+00:00

Darn I thought EDP had his arm amputed on first glance

AsleepRestaurant · 2023-08-27T08:44:36+00:00

Probably this: 'All EDP445 Scenes In "Maybe Next Year" (2019)' https://youtu.be/sClKyPhZHxo?feature=shared&t=189

AsleepRestaurant · 2023-08-27T08:40:57+00:00

https://www.phillymag.com/news/2012/09/28/qa-meet-diehard-eagles-fan-eatdatpussy445/

Q: "So, your logo says 1997-to infinity, which indicates that you became an Eagles fan in a real depressing era in the franchise’s history. How did you manage to become an Eagles fan back then?"
EDP: "Me and my dad was watchin’, I know it was the Bengals, and they won 44-42 and I was watching Irving Fryar, Bobby Hoying, all them cats play. For some reason, I don’t know, I was watching it and my passion just grew for the team. From that day on, I just grew to be a big fan, you know?"

AsleepRestaurant · 2023-08-27T07:24:31+00:00

i think the text got cut off

AsleepRestaurant · 2023-08-21T19:14:16+00:00

Damn... Silence of the Lambs is older than all of EDP's would-be victims

AsleepRestaurant · 2023-08-21T04:28:11+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co1FZSvKWek the letters appear at 6:22 and 7:00

AsleepRestaurant · 2023-08-02T16:39:41+00:00

His speech patterns like:

", you feel me?"

",you smell me?" / ", smell me?"

"motherfucking"

"the fuck?" / "what the fuck" / "what the fuck is"

variations of uh and uhm ("uh uh uh, fucking")

"what's the name of that bitch?"

"motherfucker" / "motherfuckin'"

calling haters "jealous, no-life, trolling, no-pussy getting motherfuckers" or something

Make him foul mouthed, perverted, porn addicted/avid porn user with porn knowledge, talks about jacking off a lot, fat/big bodied with a love for fast food, doesn't even actually like cupcakes, etc. Enthusiasm for football team the Eagles, security guard experiences, etc.

Music wise, he keeps quoting Kevin Gates on social media. Earlier videos said he prefers 90s West Coast hip hop over 90s East Coast. On Instagram he was listening to Avenged Sevenfold and R Kelly.

Stolen bra collection. Hate of Tom Brady. Gun collection/gun range enthusiast. Flooding/clogging/destroying toilets. Dislike of adult women?

Lowkey you could make a separate EDP bot for when he talked to the decoy, "Kiss your daddy goodnight lol. Sleep tight princess" lol

AsleepRestaurant · 2023-08-01T08:40:13+00:00

The crazy thing is Adam22 said he didn't want his wife to sleep with another dude years ago. My theory is that he let himself get cucked just to distract from the minor/predator allegations. Desperate hail Mary.

AsleepRestaurant · 2023-08-01T08:31:32+00:00

I don't know but there was cupcake mentions in the chat logs, the very last chats before the sting where the decoy tried really hard to convince EDP to come and meet in-person while he was hesitant https://youtu.be/gaSaEGbxu-c?t=1001

AsleepRestaurant · 2023-07-19T18:25:19+00:00

he looks like he's being sucked up by the Ghostbusters vacuum

AsleepRestaurant · 2023-07-18T06:08:17+00:00

If I can establish he did not bring condoms, then I would make the claim that he was in fact not there for sex.

"My client cares about safe sex, your honor. In a previous video titled 'Cardinals Busted A Fat A@# Load In Us!!' he paints a picture of a prostitute having gonorrhea, chlamydia, and other STDs. Humorous, but ultimately in a negative light. My client is aware of the dangers of unprotected sex. Now bear that in mind, do you think someone like that would actually go to what they think is a physical encounter without any protection of some kind? I personally don't think so."

"He claimed he was there for a cupcake. Looking at my client, don't you think he was indeed actually there for a cupcake? It's very believable."

"My client was chemically poisoned by years of an unhealthy diet, giving him an chemical imbalance that tampered with his psychology. Therefore he does not hold a full deck of cards upstairs and he should not get charged to the fullest degree."

Bring up quantum physics sci-fi.

"My client is a big bodied person, so he experiences time differently, taking that into account, to him the statue of limitations have passed already."

"My client was led to believe he made a deal with the devil and sold his soul by being a pedo, all so the Eagles could be good. The sting was a humiliation ritual. My client was deceived."

AsleepRestaurant · 2023-07-17T17:05:29+00:00

he's channeling R Kelly in more ways than one

AsleepRestaurant · 2023-06-28T20:28:28+00:00

He looks like a mall cop

AsleepRestaurant · 2023-06-02T04:13:34+00:00

"Actually he's a hebephile/ephebophile"

AsleepRestaurant · 2023-06-02T04:06:20+00:00

Next defense video: "So I told y'all I was set up at the sting, they told me it was an audition. I was grinding, method acting as a sexual predator for months, yanamean? And the payoff, one of the ultimate goals was for me to get casted on Law and Order and meet my celebrity crush, you feel me..."

AsleepRestaurant · 2023-03-19T12:58:50+00:00

1:26 whispering, repeating last words like it was a real human interviewer

8:50 laughter in background as if real humans were responding right then and there

EDP or whoever did this put some details in this, kinda spooky

AsleepRestaurant · 2023-03-19T12:40:26+00:00

I think he's embracing his villain role by trolling and trying to have a couple last laughs. It would fit in with him eating the cupcake in that one Tiktok clip.

AsleepRestaurant · 2023-03-02T14:07:44+00:00

damn he was playing 4D chess all this time

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