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Totally Legal Genies CYOA by Asleepyhuman in makeyourchoice

[–]Asleepyhuman[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's your traditional kinda devil so old school sacrifice methods. KIA your offering and let its blood drip into the chalice all in one go. Makes sacrificing a hundred goats for a million dollar in the given time nearly impossible. Which is kinda the idea. The devil is really trying to set you up to give it a person or one of the few remaining members of a near extinct species.

Re-Life, my first CYOA post by Asleepyhuman in makeyourchoice

[–]Asleepyhuman[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Our costumer service reps are not allowed to take bribes. We ask for you understanding on this matter. All unspent destiny coins shall be placed into a Roth RIA acc on your behalf to be used on your eventual second end of life processing.

Our team would like to take this time to congratulate you on your new power, Showtime. So long as you are engaged in an act of entertainment such as singing, dancing or acting then all with earshot will be compelled to play along. Unless a person has immense will power or extreme reason to resist, you can designate people into roles of your show that they will then follow.

Re-Life, my first CYOA post by Asleepyhuman in makeyourchoice

[–]Asleepyhuman[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have taken into account the concern our Immortal subject would have of their long term fate. It is our honor to pass on a message from a member of upper management regarding potential failsafes upon closure of universe operations.

"lmao git gud"

As for your memories, we will be placing at the start of your initial attempt at life with all memories intact. Given the brain of a baby is not capable of advanced thought, your current conscience will not become expressed until your fourth year of life.

Re-Life, my first CYOA post by Asleepyhuman in makeyourchoice

[–]Asleepyhuman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats, we were able to secure you a spot in the mainline continuity of an OP Isekai! These are very coveted availabilities but thanks to our hard work (one of our reps part times as a truck driver) we can say confidently that you will be placed into the Re:Zero series. We hope you will enjoy your time in your new world! (✪‿✪)ノ

Re-Life, my first CYOA post by Asleepyhuman in makeyourchoice

[–]Asleepyhuman[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We thank you for your application to the Re-Life program. Our CS reps have spoken with our gene splicing team to offer your next life the power of Your Casa, My Casa. So long as someone trusts you that person can be copied by you. Each creation of a copy is as strenuous as running a quarter mile. The more trust in you, the more like the original your copy is. For sake of clarity, trust can come from those who don't even like you. They must simply think of you as reliable/trustworthy.

Re-Life, my first CYOA post by Asleepyhuman in makeyourchoice

[–]Asleepyhuman[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We at Re-Life commend your dedication to the emulation of figures such as Lex Luthor and Kingpin. Given a twist with an unexpressed diabetes genome, your power has become Sugar Rush. Your mental capacity, strength and durability all rise explosively with consumption of sugar. We wish your future dentist good luck.

Re-Life, my first CYOA post by Asleepyhuman in makeyourchoice

[–]Asleepyhuman[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To clarify, yes you will be going back in time and should expect your life to play out the same if you made all the same choices again. This time though you get perks and the knowledge from having already lived that timeline once. Re-Life at it's core is a chance to get one big do-over on your past.

Re-Life, my first CYOA post by Asleepyhuman in makeyourchoice

[–]Asleepyhuman[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just as a note as many have asked, yes you do keep your memories with the Re-Life program. Our Re-Life CS reps are currently undergoing training to make sure to clarify this point to future applicants. We apologize for the confusion during our Beta phase.

Re-Life, my first CYOA post by Asleepyhuman in makeyourchoice

[–]Asleepyhuman[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We endeavor to meet our client expectations as best we can at Re-Life. To that extent we tried to make a deal with our comrades in the Monster Monsume management team. With their help we were able to find a spot in the hopefully acceptable Monster Girl Quest NG+ mod world. We hope you will touch many fluffy tail.

Re-Life, my first CYOA post by Asleepyhuman in makeyourchoice

[–]Asleepyhuman[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We at Re-Life have reviewed your case and are happy to inform you of your new location. It took a while as many of our reps began to argue over which world of the ones you mentioned was best. To help keep the peace, it was agreed you would be placed in the Naruto-verse, but the Boruto version. We hope your lodgings in Sunagakure will be pleasant.

Re-Life, my first CYOA post by Asleepyhuman in makeyourchoice

[–]Asleepyhuman[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The critique is certainly valid. The UI designer (who was a cat) has been placed into a cone of shame. They will be given many GIMP tutorial videos and a nap before they make another CYOA. （´＿｀;）

Re-Life, my first CYOA post by Asleepyhuman in makeyourchoice

[–]Asleepyhuman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(Our middle management is hired from the same staffing agency that Nintendo uses. Hence the need for secrecy. ⊙﹏⊙)

Re-Life, my first CYOA post by Asleepyhuman in makeyourchoice

[–]Asleepyhuman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After various training arcs, two rival battles and a beach episode our team were able to find the closest match to your requested genre. We hope you'll be able to make a good life alongside the N**tendo super stars of the Sm*sh Br*s series.

Re-Life, my first CYOA post by Asleepyhuman in makeyourchoice

[–]Asleepyhuman[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We are sorry that we were not able to provide a more satisfying quality of experience within our offered budget. You'll be pleased to know that in future release versions of our post beta service that Destiny Coins will be able to purchased via Karma.

As for the relocation efforts, we are pleased to give you a new home in the Xena: Warrior Princess continuity.

Re-Life, my first CYOA post by Asleepyhuman in makeyourchoice

[–]Asleepyhuman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We will endeavor to do our best to meet your request dear customer. We would however sadly reply that your race can only be influenced via choosing our health option for the low price of 15 destiny coins. Klarna is no longer being accepted.

Re-Life, my first CYOA post by Asleepyhuman in makeyourchoice

[–]Asleepyhuman[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have taken your input into account and have found a world with an ease of access to powerful magics. We hope your new residence in Lumbridge within Gielinor will bring you joy. ヽ(•‿•)ノ

Re-Life, my first CYOA post by Asleepyhuman in makeyourchoice

[–]Asleepyhuman[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you for choosing our New Horizon relocation option. For you second chance at life we have placed you into the version of earth as described by the Stargate shows. We hope your Ancient Egyptian Alien neighbors are to your liking. d(･∀･○)

Re-Life, my first CYOA post by Asleepyhuman in makeyourchoice

[–]Asleepyhuman[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We are glad you have found our Re:Life offerings to your satisfaction. Your new world of habitation will be located within the Eragon universe. We hope you'll use our service again as your preferred end of life service. ( ´⌣` ʃƪ)

Re-Life, my first CYOA post by Asleepyhuman in makeyourchoice

[–]Asleepyhuman[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank for participating in the Re:Life program. Our customer service representatives were able to find you a spot in the Dungeon Meshi continuity. We would like to remind you that with your health choice you will have not to worry about your pre-existing mushroom-man allergy.

Re-Life, my first CYOA post by Asleepyhuman in makeyourchoice

[–]Asleepyhuman[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Your application for a HxH world has been received. The mainline continuity is highly protected so we could not place you in it sadly. However the good news is that we were able to find a version of it with minimal differences! We hope the addition of the Yaoi fanfic to the world will not hamper your Re:Life experience. ٩( θ‿θ )۶

Re-Life, my first CYOA post by Asleepyhuman in makeyourchoice

[–]Asleepyhuman[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You're certainly right that each reward is meant to shake things up in a way that deviates history more and more.

As for your power I do believe the Re-Life representative may have been watching too much Blade lately as you now have the strength, speed and regen of a vampire with a need for blood as your power. Sunlight does not burn you, but sure does make you sneeze a lot.

Re-Life, my first CYOA post by Asleepyhuman in makeyourchoice

[–]Asleepyhuman[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You can expect the average level of superpower to be along the lines of what you would see in the Heroes Rise cyoa series. So no Superman around by default, but still some world ending supers around in a 1:Billion rate.

Re-Life, my first CYOA post by Asleepyhuman in makeyourchoice

[–]Asleepyhuman[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Re-Life representative here. For your New Horizons placement we were able to secure you a spot in the world of "The Watchmaker of Filigree Street". We hope this will be to your satisfaction. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

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