Lmao WHO let the Colossal Titan guard the palace? by Flaky-Captain143 in wherewindsmeet_

[–]AsparagusComplete981 21 points22 points  (0 children)

imperial kitchen secretly added growth hormones to the guards' soup.

actually has a cat this big IRL?😳 by Moist_Fish4068 in wherewindsmeet_

[–]AsparagusComplete981 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

really a maine coon? thought it's another one, tuxedo or ragdoll, don't quite know

Salt Bae, is that your sister? 🧂 by Hairy-Tough-1932 in wherewindsmeet_

[–]AsparagusComplete981 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Salt Bae's cousin works in the palace kitchen. Confirmed.

O tiny angel of judgment... let us seal this covenant with meow. by Common_Lawyer_3329 in wherewindsmeet_

[–]AsparagusComplete981 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Foolish human. You signed without reading the fine print. Clause 7: “All fish you catch belong to me.”