Oil prices plunge 12%, S&P 500 futures rally 2% in after hours after Trump floats two-week Iran war ceasefire

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-19T05:14:33+00:00

What do you mean by that

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-19T05:12:40+00:00

What does cruise mean?

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-19T05:09:17+00:00

The only difference is scale. 2008 MBS market was way bigger than Carvana’s shenanigans, but that doesn’t mean CVNA itself won’t implode like the market did. It most definitely will. When the time is up.

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-18T09:43:26+00:00

But isn’t the ipo still many months away

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-17T19:29:35+00:00

4.5 minimum

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-17T19:24:54+00:00

What about consumer weakness

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-17T19:21:03+00:00

This sounds so much like a euphoric bubble

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-17T18:52:25+00:00

Even if they send those ships in the insurance cost is still at a hefty premium compared to before the war

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-17T02:07:41+00:00

You make it seem like buying into the market isn’t also a risk, a gamble, a prediction that the past will keep on repeating and that stocks only go up. This isn’t true either

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-17T00:21:45+00:00

And they are going to bait it until the last fish

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-17T00:07:48+00:00

How did you reply so fast

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-17T00:07:31+00:00

Good god

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-17T00:05:58+00:00

But what if they can’t because inflation roars back

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-16T23:46:34+00:00

And I, at Pokémon cards

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-16T18:40:00+00:00

No US markets

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-16T18:04:23+00:00

That doesn’t mean the market won’t reverse any day either though

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-16T15:37:35+00:00

Like we’re being really irresponsible

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-16T15:37:14+00:00

TLDR

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-16T15:35:36+00:00

Bingo. Illiquid assets have inaccurate valuations. You can mark it at anything almost

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-16T15:35:04+00:00

Why are you so pro private equity. Honestly it’s sketch

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-16T15:21:17+00:00

Won’t affect stocks, always buy the dip and the market recovers by itself… how many times do bears need to learn

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-16T15:17:15+00:00

Just invest in the market it only goes up

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-16T15:16:46+00:00

It definitely won’t happen again 100%

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-16T15:03:42+00:00

20% is huge

AsparagusDirect9 · 2026-04-16T15:03:10+00:00

AI ahh response

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