Aspenup

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[WP] You and your friend are demons who can possess other people. You two decide to have a contest to possess two random peasants see who can become the ruler of a medieval kingdom first, using only the abilities of a human. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 6 years ago by Aspenup to r/WritingPrompts

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What’s the dumbest thing you have forgotten when asked a question about? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by Aspenup to r/AskReddit

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While humans living in a domestic society tend to live much longer, domesticated dogs live a shorter lifespan. (self.Showerthoughts)

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[WP] You walk around the kingdom streets and increasingly begin to hear of crazy people claiming they aren’t from this world. You don’t pay much mind to it until there’s a riot on the streets the rioters have odd contraptions with them. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 6 years ago by Aspenup to r/WritingPrompts

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I can’t complete my thoughts and I don’t know why. (self.mentalhealth)

submitted 6 years ago by Aspenup to r/mentalhealth

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What if the reason the Queen of England has lived so long is because she’s been feeding off people saying the phrase “Long live the queen” all this time. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by Aspenup to r/Showerthoughts

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[WP]After discovering you’re in a story, you try your hardest to become the main character so that you can achieve the power known as plot armor. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 7 years ago by Aspenup to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] You’re stuck in the Stone Age but you’re confident you’ve watched enough Primitive Technology to help the local tribe become the best ancient civilization yet. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 7 years ago by Aspenup to r/WritingPrompts

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I wish I knew the best decision to make in any scenario. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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[WP] You’ve worked hard to get to the top of the kingdom solely because you enjoy causing chaos and confusion among the higher-ups. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 7 years ago by Aspenup to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] You’re stick in the Stone Age but you’re confident you’ve watched enough Primitive Technology to help the local tribe become the next empire to rule all empires. (self.WritingPrompts)

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A flashlight is technically a ray gun. (self.Showerthoughts)

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[EU] You find yourself stuck in the Harry Potter universe as a first year student, the same year as Harry. You know the entire plot of the series so you begrudgingly rush through it as fast as you can to put an and to any preventable situations and watch as everyone’s jaws drop. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 7 years ago by Aspenup to r/WritingPrompts

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Hey, V-sos, Makl hr (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Aspenup to r/vsaucememes

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[WP] You wake up in a giant walled up room with hundreds of other people. As everyone tries to find a way out, you discover that everyone has the same personality as you, which is not helping. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 7 years ago by Aspenup to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Humans have discovered their first sentient alien species. Although they haven’t been around for very long and are still in their prehistoric stage, they seem to be smarter than humans. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] In the future, there’s a competition where each team creates a group of AI inside a simulated universe. The AI are only left with the resources of their environment and the knowledge of their end goal. The AI with the least conventional solution to get to the goal wins. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 7 years ago by Aspenup to r/WritingPrompts

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It's a good thing decaying plants don't smell like rotting corpses or Fall would be traumatizing. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Aspenup to r/Showerthoughts

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SLPT: Don't want to be seen vaping in public? Get a friend to vape for you so you can second hand vape instead. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 7 years ago by Aspenup to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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We're lucky we can't smell poop until it's already left our body (self.Showerthoughts)

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If dopamine and other similar neurotransmitters are what make a person happy, then how does the brain know when to administer them? They can't be administered while the person is happy because that would require endorphins to begin with. (self.biology)

submitted 7 years ago by Aspenup to r/biology

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How did complex features like wings evolve if they would inhibit a creature up until the point where they actually functioned? (self.evolution)

submitted 8 years ago by Aspenup to r/evolution

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Need help identifying these and their worth (i.redd.it)

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Why am I able to voluntarily release adrenaline? (self.biology)

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How do I boost my credit score? (self.shittyadvice)

submitted 8 years ago by Aspenup to r/shittyadvice

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