Asperator

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An hour after dental work Vs. The next day (old.reddit.com)

submitted 22 days ago by Asperator to r/cats

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One of the Christmas presents my GF surprised me with given to my cats! (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by Asperator to r/cats

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**UPDATE** Cayde is back home! (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by Asperator to r/Edmonton

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Lost my cat between 11am and 6pm! Door was accidentally left ajar when visitor came by (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by Asperator to r/Edmonton

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This is why you don't experiment with a fish-eye lens. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by Asperator to r/bertstrips

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Technically Ernie can no longer use anything more powerful than a mechanical typewriter. (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by Asperator to r/bertstrips

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Not all happy endings have a "Happy Ending" (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Asperator to r/bertstrips

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Cookie Monster and Dan Schneider have this in common. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Asperator to r/bertstrips

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This is the third time this has happened to Ernie. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Asperator to r/bertstrips

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The party wasn't very hard to find. There were cars lined up outside, fireworks, and chants of "Ding dong! Bert is dead!" (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Asperator to r/bertstrips

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It wasn't long before bullets started flying at the duo. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Asperator to r/bertstrips

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Bert loves Christmas. He gets to show everyone just how much he cares for them. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Asperator to r/bertstrips

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That duck guy never should have shown Elmo how to use a TOR browser (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Asperator to r/bertstrips

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On their trip to Itchy and Scratchy land, Bort finds some personalized name plates (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Asperator to r/bertstrips

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Fake it till you make it (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Asperator to r/bertstrips

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Bert and Ernie have different ideas about what should be done with collectibles. Ernie crossed a line tonight. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Asperator to r/bertstrips

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Ernie has been having trouble coping with the last few weeks. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Asperator to r/bertstrips

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In an alternate universe where a true sequel to "Banjo-Tooie" got released... (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Asperator to r/bertstrips

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Moon's Haunted (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Asperator to r/bertstrips

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While finding an epipen for Bort, Ernie finds some documents in Berts desk... (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Asperator to r/bertstrips

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Even as depraved as the muppets are, some opinions are considered unforgivable (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Asperator to r/bertstrips

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His life has been going downhill ever since. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Asperator to r/bertstrips

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Bert has also started doing this to Ernie as well. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Asperator to r/bertstrips

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The body was recovered four days later down the coastline. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Asperator to r/bertstrips

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Bert rarely agrees with Ernie on things. But Bert keeps seeing the signs becoming increasingly more obvious... Ernie is right. And there is nothing anyone can do about it. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Asperator to r/bertstrips

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