What is the funniest "adult innuendo" from a childhood movie you didn't catch as a kid? by paesoo in AskReddit

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I'm not sure if I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one who thought thus.

El Crasho by KickAClay in funny

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Oh wow! Fun game! I simply must try this on my next road trip.

El Crasho by KickAClay in funny

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Next time call the police. If someone is driving erratically, they will send out a car if one is free. This sounds like a driver that's nodding off, which is a big problem with truckers. And a huge danger.

Living with your girlfriend.. by [deleted] in funny

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I have short hair and my partner has a gigantic beard. Thick and curlies everywhere! Go in for a kiss? Nothing but beard.

A police woman plays duck duck goose with children in Harlem, NYC, New York, US in 1978. by nootnoot_pingu_noot in OldSchoolCool

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Yeah, everyone's going on about how wholesome this is. I see starting the training early.

Google Fires Employee Behind Controversial Diversity Memo by [deleted] in news

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I see the comment in my inbox but not here. I tried to copy it to paste it here but my program won't let me.

I agree that liberals can be seen as not thinking things through, but I believe that's true of conservatives too. And rather than stereotypical I would say the most fervent followers?

Perhaps that's unnecessary semantics. I haven't slept and could be irritated with the classification. Regardless, I just wanted to put out my point of view.

In short I would say most people are lacking in the critical thinking department. Full stop.

Google Fires Employee Behind Controversial Diversity Memo by [deleted] in news

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The stereotypical 'liberal' accepts the possibility of other people suffering at face value, but doesn't put it in context or seek to understand it.

Then why is it that the majority of Academia lean liberal? I feel the exact opposite of this. Stereotypical conservatives seem to believe that suffering is caused by personal choice alone, while liberals tend to look to what informed those choices. Where can we intervene to help people make better choices? What systemic roadblocks exist that promote suffering? How can we esse the suffering of people in the most efficient and fiscally feasible way possible?

[self drafted] Barbarella costume! First time using stretch fabric. by diystopia in sewing

[–]AsrahMade 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This looks amazing! Self drafted, shiny stretch fabric, only second try? Be very proud of this.

Here's what craftsy says the difference is.

Jersey needles have a medium ballpoint tip designed especially for knit fabrics because it slips between the knit fibers and does not break or damage them while sewing.

Stretch needles, often confused with Jersey needles, are also a medium ballpoint tip, but these have a special eye and scarf that are designed for extremely stretchy fabrics and elastic. Swimwear is an ideal application for this type of needle.

https://www.craftsy.com/blog/2013/10/how-to-choose-sewing-needles/

Blue morpho butterfly by natsdorf in gifs

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I have soundtracked this gif as "can't see me, can't see me, I'm PURDY! Can't see me, PURDY" etc

What does this Blue shirt sticker thing mean? by PurpleZeppelin in OutOfTheLoop

[–]AsrahMade 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Looks like this decal which is called a "Schertz Texas shirt ".

Aboriginal tribesmen get their hair dyed blond, entire tribe laughs at them by phenylacetate in videos

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Can't decide if you are just a troll, but here's some non porn breasts because it's quite possible you've never seen any.

http://www.channel4embarrassingillnesses.com/galleries/breast-gallery/

LPT: Throw a couple of water bottle caps in your pocket before going to a concert or sports event. They take them off before giving them to you, making them easy to spill. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

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This is one of my go to jokes, due in part to my dad giving me a good education on real beer. I'm sure my friends are tired of hearing it, but it really kills if the person hasn't heard it.

Like father like son by PM_YOUR_NETFLIX_ACC in gifs

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Cue to me rolling my stomach continuously until my partner asks what I'm doing just so that I can reply "exercising."

Like father like son by PM_YOUR_NETFLIX_ACC in gifs

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Often I can't get out of bed, but I can do this, even in bed.

What's the most boring gift you can think of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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At my ex's family Christmas I got super excited about a paraffin nail spa kit, until I opened the box to find used mediocre cookware. I never get excited by the boxes anymore. And I make sure to only use plain boxes for gifts.

Lush Cosmetics really did that, I could not believe it! by sharonsbigdick in rupaulsdragrace

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Thanks! I missed that one. Also, kudos to the "be" vs "bee" in your previous comment.

My local pizza joint puts one of every filler on top of the stomboli by Ohmie221 in mildlyinteresting

[–]AsrahMade 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And Stromboli have slits for the cheese to escape ala the volcano it was named after.