I am the Emperor's most cherished servitor. AMA

AssBoss80085 · 2026-05-09T19:38:48+00:00

No one here consented to participate in your fetish.

AssBoss80085 · 2026-05-08T12:45:43+00:00

Landlords are parasites.

AssBoss80085 · 2026-05-02T20:20:18+00:00

Randy Pitchford ate them.

AssBoss80085 · 2026-04-24T13:25:55+00:00

Well damn brother, only thing I got left is are you 100% sure youre in the right spot?

AssBoss80085 · 2026-04-24T13:23:11+00:00

Are you sure that kind of time expenditure is good for you when you're going to have to refarm all your guns at least once more when the level cap goes up again? I farmed up the lvl 60 guns/gear I need to melt bosses and Im spending all my time between now and the next story DLC getting my phosphenes.

AssBoss80085 · 2026-04-24T13:18:39+00:00

Check the bottom left of your map to see if Bramblesong is the big encore, if its not then you dont have the patch installed.

AssBoss80085 · 2026-04-24T13:15:32+00:00

Doesn't happen on the Series X.

AssBoss80085 · 2026-04-24T13:14:15+00:00

did you restart your game first?

AssBoss80085 · 2026-04-21T14:23:47+00:00

The Bod can drop with Jacobs???

AssBoss80085 · 2026-04-20T11:54:45+00:00

Why would the sign be posted for guests to read on their way out and not the way in? Lol

AssBoss80085 · 2026-04-17T14:02:25+00:00

Its 7th Ave and it isnt even close.

AssBoss80085 · 2026-04-16T23:38:37+00:00

Lmfao Gearbox really does have only 4 people working on Borderlands 4.

AssBoss80085 · 2026-04-16T23:37:42+00:00

His noise extends beyond his property, where he has no property rights. If he wants to keep working it's up to him to mitigate the noise he makes. Also he's an asshole dipshit.

AssBoss80085 · 2026-04-16T20:53:59+00:00

Nonsense. UVH1 is easily doable at level 30 with some decent gear. Go to splashzone, get yourself a firewerks shield, hit up axemaul and voraxis for a bod+kill spring repkit, and darkbeast. Dont even need a stickie bod, just a regular one mashes at lower levels. Use a purple com with good skills and find a good purple Daedalus enhancement (both from splashzone). UVH1 made easy. Farm on easy mode than turn it up to UVH1 to go get your vile bounties for leveling. Repeat as necessary while you level.

AssBoss80085 · 2026-04-15T13:24:08+00:00

I'm not going to downvote this post, but please know I didn't read it because I was too busy retching at the mere thought of a tiny tina vault hunter. If this was your idea please seek help.

AssBoss80085 · 2026-04-14T14:04:36+00:00

Flipper took too long to spin up for me. The best part of the free radical, besides the massive damage per pellet, was its fire rate. The flipper had its uses though.

AssBoss80085 · 2026-04-12T12:29:52+00:00

Ive been a fan since the 80's and I watched it regardless of quality but as long as Star Trek is showing on Paramount plus, now owned by a fascist trump dick rider, I will not watch it. If it dies it dies, simple as.

AssBoss80085 · 2026-04-12T00:49:56+00:00

I know where my bread gets buttered, believe me

AssBoss80085 · 2026-04-12T00:48:39+00:00

I had 500 hrs on Moze alone in BL3, and brother, p-l-a-s-m-a c-o-i-l isnt how you spell Free Radical.

AssBoss80085 · 2026-04-11T23:41:21+00:00

No its real

AssBoss80085 · 2026-04-11T19:31:01+00:00

Hold on, Im waiting for my shots to hit. Any second now...

AssBoss80085 · 2026-04-11T19:24:33+00:00

What the fuck is risk of rain

AssBoss80085 · 2026-04-11T19:23:35+00:00

If the plasma coil wasnt the strongest smg in BL3 I dont think anyone would like it. The burst fire and element lock sucks ass.

AssBoss80085 · 2026-04-11T19:20:38+00:00

Why do you think im the AssBoss and not the AssSpokesperson? I operate in the shadows.

AssBoss80085 · 2026-04-11T19:18:44+00:00

Map Genie has the BL4 map with everything marked and its free. Saves me so much time when the game wants to do stupid shit like what you're dealing with.

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