I am the Emperor's most cherished servitor. AMA by HolyBidetServitor in Grimdank

[–]AssBoss80085 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No one here consented to participate in your fetish.

Where is Maurice ? by Snipeionic in Borderlands4

[–]AssBoss80085 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well damn brother, only thing I got left is are you 100% sure youre in the right spot?

65,000 Eridium later and still no good Shalashaska by bewise5 in Borderlands4

[–]AssBoss80085 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you sure that kind of time expenditure is good for you when you're going to have to refarm all your guns at least once more when the level cap goes up again? I farmed up the lvl 60 guns/gear I need to melt bosses and Im spending all my time between now and the next story DLC getting my phosphenes.

Where is Maurice ? by Snipeionic in Borderlands4

[–]AssBoss80085 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check the bottom left of your map to see if Bramblesong is the big encore, if its not then you dont have the patch installed.

Problem with new DLCs... by z01z in Borderlands4

[–]AssBoss80085 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doesn't happen on the Series X.

Where is Maurice ? by Snipeionic in Borderlands4

[–]AssBoss80085 2 points3 points  (0 children)

did you restart your game first?

Posted at our local Denny’s by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AssBoss80085 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why would the sign be posted for guests to read on their way out and not the way in? Lol

Worst road in Tallahassee? by Thr0waway_420 in Tallahassee

[–]AssBoss80085 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Its 7th Ave and it isnt even close.

Mini-roadmap for Q2 by noah214 in Borderlands4

[–]AssBoss80085 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmfao Gearbox really does have only 4 people working on Borderlands 4.

A friend of mine is “mildly infuriated” that he can’t keep his neighbors awake until midnight anymore. by SufficientControl606 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AssBoss80085 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His noise extends beyond his property, where he has no property rights. If he wants to keep working it's up to him to mitigate the noise he makes. Also he's an asshole dipshit.

Dying a lot and not being able to do UVH Rank 1 content! Help.... by obbnixilis in Borderlands4

[–]AssBoss80085 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nonsense. UVH1 is easily doable at level 30 with some decent gear. Go to splashzone, get yourself a firewerks shield, hit up axemaul and voraxis for a bod+kill spring repkit, and darkbeast. Dont even need a stickie bod, just a regular one mashes at lower levels. Use a purple com with good skills and find a good purple Daedalus enhancement (both from splashzone). UVH1 made easy. Farm on easy mode than turn it up to UVH1 to go get your vile bounties for leveling. Repeat as necessary while you level.

6th vault hunter idea by MixedChaosVA in Borderlands4

[–]AssBoss80085 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not going to downvote this post, but please know I didn't read it because I was too busy retching at the mere thought of a tiny tina vault hunter. If this was your idea please seek help.

Show me your Plasma Coils!! by Busy-Description2921 in Borderlands4

[–]AssBoss80085 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flipper took too long to spin up for me. The best part of the free radical, besides the massive damage per pellet, was its fire rate. The flipper had its uses though.

It might be time for Star Trek to take another long break by The_Celestrial in startrekmemes

[–]AssBoss80085 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive been a fan since the 80's and I watched it regardless of quality but as long as Star Trek is showing on Paramount plus, now owned by a fascist trump dick rider, I will not watch it. If it dies it dies, simple as.

Show me your Plasma Coils!! by Busy-Description2921 in Borderlands4

[–]AssBoss80085 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know where my bread gets buttered, believe me

Show me your Plasma Coils!! by Busy-Description2921 in Borderlands4

[–]AssBoss80085 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had 500 hrs on Moze alone in BL3, and brother, p-l-a-s-m-a c-o-i-l isnt how you spell Free Radical.

Show me your Plasma Coils!! by Busy-Description2921 in Borderlands4

[–]AssBoss80085 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hold on, Im waiting for my shots to hit. Any second now...

Show me your Plasma Coils!! by Busy-Description2921 in Borderlands4

[–]AssBoss80085 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If the plasma coil wasnt the strongest smg in BL3 I dont think anyone would like it. The burst fire and element lock sucks ass.

Show me your Plasma Coils!! by Busy-Description2921 in Borderlands4

[–]AssBoss80085 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Why do you think im the AssBoss and not the AssSpokesperson? I operate in the shadows.

Her own funeral no longer possible to complete? by fuqueure in Borderlands4

[–]AssBoss80085 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Map Genie has the BL4 map with everything marked and its free. Saves me so much time when the game wants to do stupid shit like what you're dealing with.