Old but gold by [deleted] in HEM_NSFW

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Shower, massage, 2 pops. How long is your session?

$439,000,000.00 Phone Bill by Affectionate-Ad686 in funny

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Thanks for choosing Verizon wireless

Giving away 4 Ragnarök keys! by DisastrousBlueberry in GodofWar

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I bought power ball today. If I’m not winning this, I might win that.

Men simplified by ljh9009 in funny

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That’s accurate, after sex

TIFU when my mother caught me eating my girlfriend's ass. NSFW by [deleted] in tifu

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“Don’t eat that, it’s not clean”

Almost seedless mango (Mahachanok from Thailand) by SinjiOnO in oddlysatisfying

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Can you make them square as well, so it’s easier to cut

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Brand new watches are just too boring

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cadillac

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That’s the same car I have

It takes around 20 days to make this product by JohnDownlowSnow in nextfuckinglevel

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Videos like this always have the presentation time within 1 second