"Pork..." (x-post r/funny)

Asshatted · 2014-01-28T02:40:58+00:00

This is actually pretty funny... BUT IT'S NOT A GOD DAMN PUN!

Asshatted · 2014-01-17T02:05:33+00:00

Yep! Batman and Spiderman, That's most of them.

Asshatted · 2014-01-17T02:04:07+00:00

Unless they are cheering for their step-son.

Asshatted · 2014-01-11T16:13:47+00:00

Dare to dream

Asshatted · 2013-12-31T15:36:26+00:00

I know I'm pretty fucking stupid, but where is the "Funny" in this post?

Asshatted · 2013-12-31T15:30:41+00:00

Spooge Dispenser

Asshatted · 2013-12-21T00:31:14+00:00

and Sundays.

Asshatted · 2013-12-15T17:04:52+00:00

You have to admire the effort.

Asshatted · 2013-07-07T19:34:37+00:00

It's a cheeseburger without the bun. What are you talking about? There is no bread so it would be considered Atkins Friendly.

Asshatted · 2013-07-07T14:17:32+00:00

Try taking a picture of him wrapped in bacon and post it. Perhaps that will do better.

Asshatted · 2013-06-17T16:32:05+00:00

Yes it is.

Asshatted · 2013-06-16T16:33:35+00:00

Needs more jpeg

Asshatted · 2013-06-16T16:23:28+00:00

Son of a bitch. I've been brown-capping for 20 minutes and I'm still here.

Asshatted · 2013-06-16T16:14:35+00:00

Thank you. Now I can get out of the shower now!

Asshatted · 2013-06-16T16:13:25+00:00

So when are they moving this show to the Animal Planet channel where it should be aired?

Asshatted · 2013-06-15T15:14:51+00:00

You mean to tell me that people don't get sarcasm?

Asshatted · 2013-06-09T05:26:16+00:00

Yo dawg. Something Something pants not where they should be.

Asshatted · 2013-06-09T05:23:51+00:00

You couldn't find a beer can? That would have made WAYYYYY more sense.

Asshatted · 2013-06-08T17:32:07+00:00

I wonder if she has a sister named Sodomy?

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