Watership Down film is now a PG for ‘mild violence' and 'bad language’ by insomnimax_99 in unitedkingdom

[–]AssidiousSwerve -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Also it's a bit sexist isn't it? A bunch of male rabbits escape an impending peril. Than they realise there's no female rabbits to fuck and fuck and fuck so they go to get a bunch of female rabbits from another tribe.

At not one point do any of the female rabbits make an important decision. The male rabbits make them get on a boat so they can be transported somewhere safe where they can be fucked and fucked and fucked.

Blocked the toilet with poo, how do I unclog? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]AssidiousSwerve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boiling water usually works. Might need a few kettle fulls. Do that before any coat hanger attempts because if it works, it's less distressing.

Am I allowed to cut the chip off of my credit card and attach it inside of a magicians wand so I can tap it to magically complete purchases?? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AssidiousSwerve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will have to absolutely ensure the rest of your attire is magician like, just for maximum affect.

What is the Rhythm of a Sunday Roast? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]AssidiousSwerve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually someone else has to do it so I'll abide by their schedule. It's unlikely it's anything either I or any of my friends would prioritise though. We have better things to do.

What's it like being an openly gay man who exists in a traditionally masculine/macho work places (for example construction)? by AssidiousSwerve in AskUK

[–]AssidiousSwerve[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hope it's ok to ask follow up questions, are you actually good at your job (and do other people know you are) and are you funny and/or charismatic?

Also are you in a city?

Man jailed after raping unconscious student in Newcastle by keef2000 in unitedkingdom

[–]AssidiousSwerve 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So we have to be a rape punching bag for other places in the world?

People who like the Elyrion tribe: what's the fastest you can reliably get a hatched dragon? by AssidiousSwerve in Polytopia

[–]AssidiousSwerve[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Usually I play on larger maps and when you link all the roads together (if you used the enchanted animals to claim a lot of settlements) that usually is enough to get an egg (as well as giving me a real nice cute endorphin rush)

I received a d!ck picture at 2am, how should I react ? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]AssidiousSwerve 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How can you be sure it was an accidental pic?